How many already have their "BREAKING" post composed and

[11 Bravo]

are just waiting to hit "Post message"? C'mon now, fess up.

[displacedtexan]

1. My blog post code is ready.

You know me too well!

http://ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/

[The Witch]

2. The # of replies you get

is inversely proportional to the # of people, because you can't post another message while you have another DU window open :D

[11 Bravo]

5. I've got two computers right next to each other.

:evilgrin:

[Canuckistanian]

8. With two separate connections?

That's how a pro would do it!

[Howardx]

6. Create a word doc

Then cut and paste:) Better yet, get it on the clipboard now! heh

[The Witch]

7. But he asked who was just waiting to hit the post message button...

...not cut and paste and THEN hit it! :rofl:

Yes I am a :freak:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. Here's mine:

Braking News!

REALITY SHOWS DON'T DEPICT REAL LIFE SITUATIONS. (horrors!)
The islands are merely beaches with huge movie sets! Those jerks are LYING to us!.

Oh, and Mars has never been closer to the earth, and you can expect tons of UFO announcements today.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "BROKEN" ...the American Dream!

"BROKEN" every promise bush has made!