urgent! URGENT! caption of doofus needed!!!

[mopaul]

[corarose]

1. No, I am not dumb Doctors say that my brain is this big

:kick:

[ShimokitaJer]

2. Bush shows reporters how much credibility he has left

[qanda]

3. Without the socks in the suit, it's about this big...nt

nt

[Garage Queen]

4. "I'd say the US has about THIS much credibility left...."

"...but I'm confident even that will be gone by the end of summer."

Too easy.... ;-)

Edited to add: Dang, SHIMO! GMTA, eh? :7

[MindPilot]

As Maxwell Smart would say...

"Missed it by that much!"

[dave29]

5. I'm crushing my own head

n/t

[cjbuchanan]

6. "I'm crushing your head."

Old Kids in the Hall line for you.

[MUAD_DIB]

7. Excuse me Mr. President!

When you sniff coke how big do you make your lines?

[ElementaryPenguin]

8. I love dictatorial power basically, because I have a very small dick!!

Ya might say its my way a gettin' a great big dick!!

[SnohoDem]

9. Captions

A. "It ain't very big around, but it sure is short."


B. (For Kids in the Hall fans)

"Crushing your heads! Crushing your heads!"

[whoYaCallinAlib]

10. If you multiplied by 2, my penis would be THIS big.

[DS1]

11. Once I snorted a line ~this~ thick

and as long as my criminal record!

[aquart]

12. See? My nose is still the same size!

[October]

13. Pour me a short one

I'm only a little bit alcoholic.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. "Pour me another,,,,,,,no ice!"

*Hic*

[October]

17. Wow, are we on the same page or what!

I like the "hic" -- nice touch.

[PunkinPi]

15. I have about this much of a chance of winning in 2004.

[bpilgrim]

16. ask me how much i care

peace

[HFishbine]

18. "Anybody seen my stash? It was in a vile. About this big."

;)

[corarose]

19. LOL

That's funny!

[skip fox]

20. Can't read others' posts and it was hard to reply . . .

W. just got done saying, "Well, some of them are about the size of a matchbook
and Iraq is the size of California so it could be forever until we find them. But,
you bet, I stand beside everything I said! Hell, some of them are smaller than
an evagelist's dick and Iraq is like the size of Alaska if you count the mountains,
but we're sure they are there and we're gonna find them. Might take a century, but
WE'LL find 'em. You cna trust me on that one."

[ShaneGR]

21. I would have read my briefing on WMD, but it was this thick!

Or how about, this is how many jobs my tax cuts have created.

[alfredo]

22. This morning I had a booger this long. It was all bloody and crusty.

.

[bushisanidiot]

23. "C" Is For Cookie, That's Good Enough For Me!

The chimp gives a descreet signal to his aides that it's time for his afternoon cookies and milk.

[EAMcClure]

24. President Bush displays evidence of Iraqi WMD