Ready4Change
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Mon Apr-12-04 06:30 PM
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Blessed Be! DU returns in time for me to join the 700 Club! |
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It is a sign. A Sign!
Yea, though I walk in the shadows of liberalism, I shall fear no enlightened thoughts. For Pat Robertson is with me. His visage and his show, they comfort me. He prepares a table for himself, in the presence of mine donations He annointest my psych with babble, my droolings runneth over.
(Oh god, please help me though these next 100 posts!)
(I don't have to do this in other threads, do I?)
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MikeG
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Mon Apr-12-04 06:31 PM
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1. Let us know if you see either Jesus or Ditka. |
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Mon Apr-12-04 06:37 PM
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Oh Mike, great Mike, Strong in jaw, vaste in waist Throw unto me Jebus, Mike Through the tire swing of life That I may be fruitful As are the loins of a thousand Packers The right kind of Packers According to Bushes Amendments, of course. Forever and ever, Hut hut Hike!
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Mon Apr-12-04 06:44 PM
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3. Never fear Ready4Change, for as sure as the passing Kidney stone |
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causes pain; this too will pass. Here endeth the lesson. Blessed be.
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Mon Apr-12-04 08:36 PM
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Your wisdom is like the stones I try to strain from the urine stream of this earthy life.
(Ok, that was pretty gross. :P )
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