Would you ever go to a nudist colony?

[coloradodem2005]

Just a question.

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. yes

just let me take the waist down on my birthday suit first

[Tom_Foolery]

2. Yeah...

and the most popular guy at a nudist colony is the one who can carry a dozen donuts without using his hands.

[ConcernedCanuk]

3. well, I used to go to Black's Beach in SanDee

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.and some wild parties @ Mosport in the 70's
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so most likely!

[TheWizardOfMudd]

4. Yes, but only to look for some poontang

:evilgrin:

[FDRrocks]

14. Seriously!

Heh. Damn hormones!

[camero]

5. Now I would

But not if I was younger. I at least have some control over my sex drive now.

[BlondieK143]

7. They'd kick me out...

But yeah, I'd go until they did. :)

[coloradodem2005]

10. Why would they kick you out?

Just curious. Are you bad?

[BlondieK143]

11. uh, what do you consider bad?

:evilgrin:

They'd kick me out because I've got a little more junk in my trunk. :) You know, some cushin' for... well, you know.

[camero]

16. They don't kick you out for that.

But ladies are not as apparent as us. :evilgrin: Just an observation.
:crazy:

[BlondieK143]

17. lol no comment?

[Endangered Specie]

20. Nothing wrong with Fat people at a nudist colony...

As I say:

Why do fat men have better sex?, well, you can't drive a nail with a tack hammer now can ya?

[BlondieK143]

24. Not fat, THICK.

[coloradodem2005]

25. Ain't nothin wrong with being thick.

Nothin at all. Sometimes they are the hottest ones. ;)

[BlondieK143]

26. Glad you agree. :)

Too bad you live in CO. Kidding. :yourock:

[PartyPooper]

6. Well, in my younger days, I used to go to "nude beaches".

So, I guess, the answer is yes! But, these days I'm not in the same shape as I used to be...if you know what I mean. And, I would probably be just a little bit reluctant and embarrassed.

:D

[Lisa0825]

8. Not right now....

I'd be self conscious, because I am not in very good shape. (there is that weird conflict between not wanting to be stared at sexually, but yet not wanting to be looked at with horror!LOL) But when I WAS in good shape, I spent an afternoon at a topless beach in Mexico. I *might* someday be daring enough to visit a nudist colony. I wouldn't rule it out.

My best friend's sister moved to a nudist colony outside the Austin area (Hippie Hollow, I think?), along with her husband and 2 kids. She visited there several times, but didn't feel comfortable getting naked.

[AngryAmish]

9. No

That is really creepy. Ever read "Naked"?

[SarahB]

12. No, I don't think so.

I'm too self-conscious of various minor imperfections. I prefer my own nudity with a man I cared about, trusted, and was intimate with (I can be rather an exhibitionist in that situation :7 ) or when medically necessary. Otherwise, in all honesty, my personal parts are not for public view. I have breastfed in public when necessary, but very discreetly and that's about as far as I'd go with public nudity.

[MnFats]

13. hell yes. why not.

but i'd rather find a secluded beach on a warm afternoon with a few kindred souls where we could declare it to be 'clothing optional' without being hassled.
fortunately we have mungogungillion lakes so that's possible from time to time.

[Cloud]

15. Yes, definitely

I am young and in the best shape of my life. I have a 42 inch chest and some definition in my muscles. I have abs too.

I would be too self consious about a certain body part though. I measured myself once and I am barely average size. I will go to a nude beach after I find some of those penis enlargement pills. :)

Then I would impress all the girls.

[MrSlayer]

18. Have you seen most nudists? No, I'd rather go to Hedonism in Jamaica.

There aren't many hotties of either sex in most nudist colonies. Picture your old nasty aunt naked. Not good.

[TrogL]

19. Was at one last weekend

Got a sunburn in some rather unmentionable areas.

[bobthedrummer]

21. No, but went skinny dipping as a teen-ager and been to orgies too-lol

It's all true about what is rumoured about musicians, folks!
Btw, my wife and I are monogamous married soulmates of 17 years in our second marriage to each other. She plays bass.

Me, I've got a lot of true stories about naked folks in America to tell, too. LOL.

[vajraroshana]

22. went to a radical faeries commune

at short mountain, (liberty tennessee)when i was younger. Not exactly a nudist colony, but clothing was optional. and some of the clothes the folks wore there were very creative ("lord of the rings" meets "priscilla, queen of the desert").

i remember telling my lover who was just as weirded out as me "i'm gay, but not this gay"

actually, though, we met some really fantastic down-to-earth people there after we got over our initial shock, some people were original members of the mattachine society. some of those older faeries (they take pride in that name, so it's not an insult) were truly very sagacious elders.

now i'm thinking i want to go back for a visit. i hope they're still around. and maybe this time i won't be too uptight to get naked.

[leftistagitator]

23. Yup, I've been to one

Called Hippie Hollow. It's more of a nudist beach surrounded partly by a nudist forest. My parents took me when we went on a vacation when I was about 10, it was somewhere in Texas. I don't think all the nekkid people appreciated having a little kid gawking at them.

[gottaB]

27. When I was sixteen

getting stoned with the love of my teenage life and her friend who lived across the street, Maddy, Maddy of voluptuosness and a red sports car, days were getting longer, and nights cozy, the suggestion is made, Let's go to Shady Rocks.

Shady Rocks. The nude beach?

Uh huh.

My mom goes there, I offer, and in my rush to appear nonchalant, I am surely missing some telling glances that I would tell you about now if only I could.

So we jump into the car and Maddy drives us over dark red bridges and around the bends to the nude beach at Shady Rocks, not once asking for directions.

Hmmm. Not really. The mushrooms are kicking in. Or are they? It hardly seems to matter. The car is parked among other cars and we are hoofing it towards the water. The closer we come to the water, the more conspicuous our unnaturalness becomes.

We should get naked, shouldn't we?

Yes, we should. And there being no objection, we undress. And there is much politeness all around, as I refrain from ogling Maddy, Maddy refrains from laughing at me, and Love of My Teenage Life glows.

And wearing only my floppy floppy Converse, it's over the last dune and--here comes my dog.

Isn't that your dog, gotta?

Yes, that's my dog. I am turning around, ducking too.

I think that's your mom playing volley ball.

Uh huh.

Spot. Here, Spot.

NO!! Go away, spot. Spot--GO!

Oh, that's your mom?

Uh huh.

You don't want to say hello?

Maddy is insane, I'm sure. My mother has absolutely no idea I have a sex life, much less a wild uninhibited sex life with psychotropics public nudity party party with rich girls with red sports cars--definetly not one of our neighbors.

But the Love of My Teenage Life, being lovely and perhaps in love herself, does not need me to explain that this cannot be a sharing moment for the all of us, and the six shades of embarrassment on my face are allowed to speak for themselves.

Okay, let's go.

And Go away, Spot, Spot who follows us all the way back over the dunes. GO AWAY!!!

I am sure my mother has spotted me. She must have seen me. What did you do today? She asks, many hours after the sun has set. And how are you? she asks the love of her very own son's teenage life. Mom. I am looking daggers at her.

Nude beach.

[Piperay]

28. No...

because most naked bodies aren't that attractive. :puke:

[Commendatori]

29. Sure

but I would prefer the ones I saw in Europe, where they aren't so freaking hung up over nudity.

By the way, the age-old notion that German women don't shave is pure drivel.