know anyone who's had an episode like this?

[liberalitch]

dave cattrell was my college roommate's first "real" boyfriend...he was usually a real nice guy.
One weekend, while visiting friend of his attending Va. Tech in Blacksburg, he got really drunk (surprise) and they went over a girls house after the bar. Once there dave drank all the beer, ate all the girl's scooby snacks, made two long distance phone calls (one to my roommate, lucky girl), shit on the stair landing crawled under the girl's roommate's bed and slept there until monday afternoon.... needless to say he was not invited back... there were photos.