dolo amber
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:36 PM
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Right...since I got no answers from HEyHEY's *guy* thread... |
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I will ask in my own thread...a question regarding Mr. Pitt's post which reads:
"20 minutes, a book, and a bathroom stall (cigarette optional)
Pooping is an art form."
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And my (unanswered) response:
Ok...that's it. I demand answers.
<climbs on soapbox>
*eh-hem*
WHAT TAKES YOU SO LONG?!?!
Seriously, regardless of what I'm doing in the bathroom, I'm talking...60 seconds, tops. I don't get it. Is every man on earth perpetually constipated? Is it just a *I need some time alone* thing? Is there something more sinister and/or degenerate going on? :spank: And above all...WHY can I never get a straight answer??
I'm quite sure if the first time I asked this, I'd gotten a simple, sensible answer, I would've never given it a second thought. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...it's always "Ummm, y'know, just...stuff" or something equally cryptic. What on EARTH takes 20 minutes in the john?? :hurts:
Thank you for your time, I look forward to hearing back from you regarding this important matter. :hi:
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:41 PM
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...sometimes, sitting on a bowl full of human waste concentrates the mind wonderfully. :shrug:
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:42 PM
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2. Maybe they are proud of their accomplishment |
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and take a little time to admire their work? :shrug:
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Redneck Socialist
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:44 PM
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3. There is something about filling the entire bowl |
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or a multiple flusher. :evilgrin:
Hey y'all asked.
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:45 PM
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4. Well, I'm a girl and sometimes it takes time... |
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for me too. But I don't brag about it. :)
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:45 PM
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5. Masturbation is always a good choice |
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:49 PM
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:46 PM
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6. If my brothers are any indication... |
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It's a contest. A sport. An event designed to prove one's manhood.
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Fri Apr-16-04 08:46 AM
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16. Sheesh, what're the categories? |
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Longest turd? Biggest stench? Least amount of uncontaminated water in the bowl? I guess I'm glad I only had one sister. :)
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:49 PM
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7. Amber - It's not a question of "taking so long"... |
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Edited on Thu Apr-15-04 08:49 PM by Blue-Jay
To be completely honest, it's our version of "me time". The actual pooping is usually quick, but what we really enjoy is the few minutes of silence and sports-page-reading.
Ahhhhh. Lovely silence.
EDIT: Did I just give away a secret?
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dolo amber
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:58 PM
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You are *SO* kicked out of the Guy club. :7
;)
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Thu Apr-15-04 09:02 PM
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I knew I was giving away a state secret, but I did it anyhow. To quote Chris Rock, men only want three things: food, sex, & silence.
Or:
"I'm hungry" "I'm horny" "I'm tired of talking"
So, yeah. The poop-break is important.
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Thu Apr-15-04 08:49 PM
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9. The only time I take 20 minutes of the loo |
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is when I'm readin something particularly interesting and am particularly comfortable on ye ole throne.
Most of the time I'm good for 3 minutes tops.
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Whitacre D_WI
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Thu Apr-15-04 09:13 PM
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12. Well, it takes me a long time... |
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...to get all the shit off my ass-hair.
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Thu Apr-15-04 09:22 PM
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13. Usually I am done quickly |
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But sometimes I like to take more time to enjoy the serenity and placcid nature of the bathroom.
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Thu Apr-15-04 09:24 PM
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14. I'm dragging you to the next family poo-flinging contest |
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our half of the 'tree' has been needing a good provider ever since Unkie Cleeter passed away
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Fri Apr-16-04 08:03 AM
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15. It's a zen thing. We like to spend time contemplating our art. |
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