Are there any people out there who want to have MY children?

[dolo amber]

13 yr old and 3 yr old...female, all original parts, low miles. The older model is prone to moodiness as is evidenced by listening to The Cure and AFI in her bedroom and wailing along at top volume. The newer model is prone to outbursts such as "Hey Mommy, guess what?! I'm not afraid of my neck!!" :D

All sales are final. :evilgrin:


;)

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. No thank you!

I have all I can handle playing with the triplets (they are 3 1/2).

[HawkerHurricane]

2. I'll trade you!

One 15 year old female, in good condition, for the 3 year old.

[dolo amber]

9. Yikes...

a 13 yr old AND a 15 yr old??

Actually, that'd be ok...at best they could entertain each other...at the worst, I don't want to know what sort of *entertainment* that might be...:scared:

:D

[Whitacre D_WI]

3. You complain enough...

...that it's like we already HAVE them.

:P

[JVS]

4. Have they been trained to fight well?

;-)

[dolo amber]

6. Oh yes

They both have their own version of cock-fighting spurs. :D

[JVS]

11. If I only had the money!

:-)

[southerngirlwriter]

5. I'll lease the newer one

for $10/hour and take very good care of her. ;-)

[dolo amber]

10. No no no no no

No weasley "leasing"...this is an all or nothing proposition, baby. :evilgrin:


:D

[PopSixSquish]

7. Ok - I Have to Ask...

Why would she be afraid of her neck? Has she been bitten by any vampires recently?

[dolo amber]

8. I know it sounds *so* cliche...

but you'd really, really have to know this child to understand...and even then, you wouldn't. She is the queen of the nonsense statement. :D

[PopSixSquish]

12. Then She'd Fit Right in with My Family....

I'll take her. :bounce:

[fishnfla]

13. Bring 'em on!!

We'll take 'em. We love the Cure 'round here!

[amandae]

14. I'll take the younger model

I'll pay top dollar. I have two that are around that age also (4 and almost 2) who would love to play with her. Also a 6 year old that likes to play.

I'd consider the older model also. Does she come with the additional baby-sitting part, or would I have to order that separately?

:hi:

[Taverner]

15. Jeez - should I worry about this with my kid?

Actually if he likes the Cure that won't be soooo bad....

Will he do the goth dance? (look at the floor, and alternate drags off your cigarette)

[dolo amber]

16. Yes!!!

She is *straight edge* but even she appreciated the goth dance...:D