Love at first fight? The Klingon Wedding - with pics

[DS1]

http://custurd.b3ta.com/mirror/klingonwedding/

[GOPisEvil]

1. This is the second one of these I have seen.

Eh, whatever floats yer boat I guess. But if any of my friends are considering this: just invite me. Don't ask me to stand in the wedding. I ain't gonna dress like a Klingon. Oh, have plenty of free booze at the reception too. I'll need it.

[eyesroll]

3. Just don't ask for the "Star Trek" licensed booze

At the Las Vegas Hilton, they sell Star Trek wine.
It is vile.
It is worse than vile.

Stay away, people.

[GOPisEvil]

5. Forget it, I'll just bring my own flask.

Star Trek wine? Really? :crazy:

[tigereye]

8. what does that entail

crushed by Trekkies in a tub on another planet...? That is a funny concept.

[eyesroll]

9. Nah -- just nasty California cast-off wine with funky labels

They, in theory, have a "merlot," a "cabernet," a "chardonnay," etc. But they're labeled "Blood Wine" and such.

I tried the merlot. :puke:

[DS1]

4. nah, do the Klingon thing fully, embrace the Klingon within you

As they are weakened and busy during the ceremony, execute a full frontal assault on the buffet and bar, wheeling the buffet out the door after stealing all the bartender's bottles at knife-point. Make sure it's a big pointy knife with lots of sharp bits for authenticity.

They'd get a kick out of, later.

[eyesroll]

2. Don't Klingon couples wear red to marry?

Just sayin'.

[ACK]

6. Ok I am a geek but even I have to say...

These people are freaks. Its ok to be freaks but that does not change the fact that they are freaks.

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[TXlib]

7. This goes waaay beyond geekiness, into the realm of insanity.

How are they going to feel about their wedding pix 30 years from then?

[underpants]

10. Classic TV moment on CNN:the Star Trek softball game

I swear my buds and I were sitting around and on CNN the had a story about a Star Trek camp or something like that. Anyone they showed the softball game (in full outfit) and a "Klingon" was at bat. The pitcher got a litle too close to comfort I guess (remember it was a SOFTball game) and he STORMED THE MOUND!

I swear, it was hilarious.

[SOteric]

11. "Oh Klag," *sob* "You never take me pilaging anymore...."

[GOPisEvil]

14. *snerk*

[Canuckistanian]

12. The bride is magically Goch-licious!

[DS1]

13. Oh happy days - fark photoshops

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=911582