Found poetry - from the men's room.

[Richardo]

This sign recently appeared in the stall...formatted thusly:

Please use toilet paper
When using the toilet.
Any other kind of paper
Clogs the system.

Thank you!
The Facilities Department

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Almost a haiku - very conducive to zen-like meditation.

Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :hippie:

[underpants]

1. The SYSTEM! The SYSTEM is the problem.......man!

:smoke:

[GOPisEvil]

2. Better than the tapeworm warnings we got once.

Apparently evidence of a tapeworm was left behind in one of the commodes. Since we share space with the Health Dept., one of them noticed it, and warnings, complete with a description of the tapeworm were posted.

[frylock]

3. i'd be going out behind the dumpster in that case.

nice of someone to leave behind that "evidence" :puke:

[Canuckistanian]

6. In ours there's a sign

It says

If you drop anything in the toilet, KINDLY notify maintenance.

yeah, its not the kind of thing you want to just blurt out.

[Richardo]

9. Oh pyuck!

:puke:

Well. Time for lunch! :eyes:

[ZenLefty]

4. An old favorite

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie.

(the riposte, scrawled in a different hand...)

We who do not sit
don't give a shit.

[Kadie]

5. A sign in a bowling alley bathroom

We aim to please
You please, aim too!

Now don't go thinking I hang out in the men's bathroom at bowling alley's, :-) my mom worked at a bowling alley many many years ago, and this was a sign she hung up in the men's room. She said cleaning the men's room after a friday night was a terrible job.

[Elidor]

7. The all-time classic IMO was...

Seen on the walls of a men's rest room at Pikeville College in Pikeville, Kentucky in 1980:

They wash these walls to still my pen
But the shithouse poet strikes again!

[On the Road]

8. I Like This One:

"PLEASE do not drop cigarete butts in urinals.
It makes them soggy and hard to light."

[ewagner]

10. One I saw

still a classic:

If your pe**** is short
or your pressure is weak
stand close to the bowl
or you'll pee on your feet.