HEyHEY
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:29 AM
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Fellow Canadians - what do you think of the Queen. |
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I know a lot of people like the tradition and all that jazz, but I've never been into it. I went to an elementary school yesterday and they had the picture of her up in the hallway. ANd underneath it said "Her Majesty the Queen of Canada" "Queen of Canada?" I thought, what the hell is that about?
What do you think
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:33 AM
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1. Queen of Canada is part of her title. |
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That way we maintain the monarchy and distinquish ourselves as independent from Britain.
Frankly I don't care about the monarchy at all.
Keep it, lose it; makes no difference to me.
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Screaming Lord Byron
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:33 AM
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2. To the surprise of absolutely no one, I want rid of them all. |
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I would move them all to a council house in the East End of Glasgow and turn the palaces over to the nation. I would as a special punishment make Prince Philip live in a multi-cultural GLBT Socialist commune. Hey, this makes me a Republican! How ironic.
On a serious note, Canada should cut it's ties to this foreign monarchy as soon as possible. It may well help our constant constitutional problems by forcing a re-evaluation of our nation's structure. Are we still technically a Dominion? Even with a repatriated constitution (thanks, Pierre), I think that is still the official name of the country.
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:28 PM
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9. Yeah, but if you lose the Windsors, then you'll start looking around |
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for someone else to crown, and next thing you know you've got the bush royal family! (or, to be fair and balanced about it, the Kennedys).
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:31 PM
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10. I want Prince Philip to be a greeter at a Wal-Mart in Arkansas |
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And the Queen a waitress at a Denny's in Beaumont.
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:51 PM
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11. I want Prince Charles to model in Paris for Jean-Paul Gauthier. |
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:34 AM
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3. i think she should drink more. |
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And wear more peach. She looks adorable in peach whilst drinking a little gin and tonic.
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Canuckistanian
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:43 AM
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7. A LIITTLE Gin and Tonic |
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The Queen and Queen Mother often used to polish off a bottle of Gin together in one sitting. I can imagine the conversations.
Queen: You know, mummy, you're the besht Sovereign and <hic>Def..Defender of the Faith I've ever known.
Queen Mum: No, YOU are! Whersh the bloody footman, I'm bereft of <hic> ish cubes.
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Canuckistanian
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:36 AM
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4. Here's her official title |
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In Canada, where the Queen is the Head of State, her official title is "Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom, Canada and Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith."
So, I guess "Queen of Canada" is a short form, although I haven't seen it before, either.
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:39 AM
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5. Ha ha, your official sovereign is foreign to your land! |
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:42 AM
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6. Yeah! Well at least that absolves us from any responsibilities! |
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So there! All we gotta say is, " Ask the Queen."
I say we start makin her work for that title.
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Fri Apr-16-04 11:44 AM
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8. Yeah! And she keeps her nose outta where it doesn't belong! |
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Edited on Fri Apr-16-04 11:45 AM by Canuckistanian
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JVS
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:52 PM
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12. I look foward to the coronation of "King Tampon" |
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:54 PM
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13. Seriously. Replace her with Nardwuar. Look at him. |
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His very posture and style screams MONARCH!
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Fri Apr-16-04 12:59 PM
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14. The guy on the left or the right? |
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Fri Apr-16-04 01:03 PM
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15. The guy on the left is Ice Cube, another good choice of monarch. |
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The guy on the right is Nardwuar, The Human Serviette.
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Fri Apr-16-04 01:58 PM
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Fri Apr-16-04 02:06 PM
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17. Then, surely that would make him a prime candidate for monarchy? |
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See? You hate him already!
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