John Coltrane SUCKS ASS!!!! - Democratic Underground

ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:22 PM
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John Coltrane SUCKS ASS!!!!

Man I don't even know why I have him as my avatar!

I can't even waltz or line dance to his music!

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Richardo

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:23 PM
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1. ...and it's like he doesn't even KNOW the melody!

He plays it differently every single time!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:24 PM
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2. yeah - that pisses me off!

How am I 'spsed to Tush Push or Achey Breaky to that gobbledy gook?

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JVS

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:24 PM
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3. yeah, he's faking it!

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Malva Zebrina

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:24 PM
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4. Coltrain

Edited on Wed Apr-21-04 12:25 PM by Marianne

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

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mopaul

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:25 PM
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5. does he have to play so many notes?

just kidding.....a line from 'amadeus'

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Richardo

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:25 PM
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6. ...and a good one, too!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:27 PM
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7. Sheets of sound - more like sheets of crap!!!

He doesn't do any Travis Tritt covers or nothin'

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phatkatt

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:31 PM
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8. And his choreography was terrible!

And who the hell was his costume designer?!?

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:33 PM
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9. Seriously - when was the Robin Hood outfit EVER in style?

I mean, he looked like Erol Flynn half the time!

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bif

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:39 PM
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10. Hr doesn't suck, he blows!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:40 PM
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11. To resort to a pun like that you MUST hate him

WOW!!!

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Westegg

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:46 PM
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12. But you can quadrille to it! 'Specially "A Love Supreme"

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 12:54 PM
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13. I think he should have been more like Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave

http://www.io.com/~dork/records/pages/DrugsDave.html

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GumboYaYa

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Wed Apr-21-04 01:12 PM
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14. One vacation we shared a cottage with my wife's brother and his wife.

I woke up one day and threw on Live at the Village Vanguard to chill with as I tightened up my early morning vacation buzz. My wife's brother fancies himself a musician as at age 40 he still plays in a garage band that bangs out Rush and Styx tunes badly. He wakes up and walks in on me and my chill attitude and says "what's that noise you are listening to." Where do I start.....

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BlueJazz

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Wed Apr-21-04 01:33 PM
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15. Whew..Stinko..John Coltrane is ONE shitty Trombone player!

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ChavezSpeakstheTruth

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Wed Apr-21-04 01:48 PM
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16. I agree - and he has mysteriously got into my signature lin

CURSES COLTRANE CURSES!!!

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mopaul

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Wed Apr-21-04 01:52 PM
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18. om...oom...OOOmy ears!

om side a is equally as wacky as om side b

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DancingBear

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Wed Apr-21-04 01:52 PM
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17. And what's with this "My Favorite Things" crap

Hell, nobody even sings during the whole song!

Rubbish, I tell you, just rubbish.

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