KamaAina
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:40 PM
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Poll question: The Donald: Rug or combover? |
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I know, I know, I'm fired -- but it had to be asked...
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:41 PM
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the bigger they are the harder they fall. he's going to register on the richter scale;)
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:42 PM
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I have absolutely no idea what that blob of stuff on his forehead is. I don't know whether he's been attacked by a fuzzy alien and we only think it's hair substitute or what the heck is going on with him.
Maybe it's thatch.
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:42 PM
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No one would pay for that ugly looking mop he's got on his head...
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:52 PM
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4. It is a real combover and I think he plays it up |
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it's become a trademark of his.
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:53 PM
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5. I vote "anything else" |
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It's my understanding he had scalp reduction surgery, which helps with receding hairlines. So it's not exactly natural--he had part of his scalp removed!--but it's real hair.
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Wed Apr-21-04 02:55 PM
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it soaks up bacon grease like a sponge.
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Wed Apr-21-04 04:11 PM
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7. No, neither combover nor rug: |
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silicon chip. Programmed to invade other countries with too-few troops.
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Wed Apr-21-04 04:28 PM
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He could afford a primo rug. Hell, if Shatner can have the high end hair, you know avarice-boy can foot the bill.
I wonder if he thinks people don't notice.
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Wed Apr-21-04 04:35 PM
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9. It's an alien spy in league with Ted Koppel's Hair |
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Wed Apr-21-04 04:41 PM
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10. He's in cahoots with Ron Popeil. |
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Wed Apr-21-04 05:09 PM
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11. Its all that excess greed and ego leaking out of the stump he calls a head |
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Wed Apr-21-04 05:18 PM
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12. Whatever it is, it's bulletproof |
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Wed Apr-21-04 05:19 PM
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13. It's "Fuck You" hair... |
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and it's real. He could cetainly afford a better haircut, transplants, or rug. It's his way of saying, "Yes, it's terrible looking hair, but I'm still having sex with Melania Knauss. Can you say the same, pretty boy?" It's another expression of his arrogance.
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Wed Apr-21-04 05:19 PM
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I mean, seriously?
Donald isn't worthy enough to be talked about on the DU.
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