DarkPhenyx
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Thu Apr-22-04 02:59 PM
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No Never Set the Cat on Fire. |
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Edited on Thu Apr-22-04 02:59 PM by DarkPhenyx
http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/neverset.htmNever set the cat on fire, you only will annoy it The flames will make the beast perspire; it surely won't enjoy it Likewise do not ignite the dog, the snake, the gerbil, or the frog No, never set the cat on fire
{Refrain} And mind your manners, as circumstances may require And never set the cat on fire<snip> Don't start an interstellar war; it has no helpful uses When someone asks you 'what's it for?', you'll only make excuses If thirty trillion folks get hurt, you'll go to bed with No Dessert! Don't start an interstellar war
{Refrain twice}
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VelmaD
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Thu Apr-22-04 03:03 PM
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given your disdain for felines and love of explosions that you would be all in favor of setting cats on fire. *confused look*
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Thu Apr-22-04 03:04 PM
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Makes me look at the phrase "putting the cat out" in a whole new light ;)
--MAB
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DarkPhenyx
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Thu Apr-22-04 03:06 PM
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3. Well, I am against letting all the air out... |
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...and knob dicking with the navagational suite. The rest of that was just kinda in there. :) Besides which roasting is not setting on fire.
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Thu Apr-22-04 03:07 PM
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cats are food. :)
Baste with arugula and roast over open flame til golden brown. :)
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Thu Apr-22-04 03:20 PM
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5. I poop on this thread!!! |
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Edited on Thu Apr-22-04 03:20 PM by demnan
a big smelly one.
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