Can someone teach me how to properly....

[Triple H]

hijack a thread and be able to do so humorously? :evilgrin:

[mouse7]

1. How 'bout them Detroit Tigers!

Best offense in the major leagues! What a turnaround!

[Lars39]

3. What's your avatar? Is it Mighty Mouse?

[mouse7]

7. Nope... Danger Mouse

A very popular English cartoon series in the 007 mold. Became a cult fav on Nickelodean.

[Lars39]

10. Thanks. I'll have to check it out. : )

[sybylla]

16. Oh, my goddess!!! I love that cartoon.

I want to find it on dvd to show my kids. My hubby occasionally spews forth quotes from the cartoon and I'm the only one in the house who gets it.

[Triple H]

5. Pfft! The Tigers suck!

Go Twins!

[mouse7]

8. Tigers rule! Twins drool!

Seems like the Twins have been getting pounded by my Tigers lately, huh?

[Triple H]

9. The Twins like getting pounded....

they like it kinky. ;)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. Doesn't matter in the end

All your base are belong to the Red Sox.

[VelmaD]

13. You're really getting the hang of it now...

Funny. Perverse. Skirting really close to the rule against sex threads. :)

[KinkyDem]

2. It helps if ...

you're funny.

It also helps if you know the hot butons that will set people off, no matter the caliber of your humor.

Ragging on fat chicks around here, no matter if you're funny or not, will get you a brand new asshole you were previusly unaware.

[Triple H]

4. Fat chicks....

[KinkyDem]

6. Cute ...

but not funny. It did make me smile, just didn't make me chuckle.

Keep trying.

[Triple H]

11. Ok. How about this?

There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush supporters.
Not really knowing what a Bush supporter is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy--Johnny.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a Bush supporter."

The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush supporter?"

Johnny says, "I'm a John F. Kerry supporter." The teacher asks why he's a Kerry supporter. The boy says, "Well, my mom's a Kerry supporter, and my Dad's a Kerry supporter, so I'm a Kerry supporter!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Texas, so she says, "What if you're Mom was a moron, and you're dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Johnny says, "That would make me a Bush supporter."

:evilgrin:

[Bunny]

14. Call Matcom, Catwoman, or GOPisEvil an a**hole!

Don't forget Zombywoof, too!

For some strange reason, they seem to LIKE that!!! :)


edited to remove an extra "d"

[Triple H]

15. Ok...Matcom, Catwoman, GOPisEvil, and Zombywoof....

you guys are assholes. (kidding) :evilgrin:

bunnyj told me to call you that!

[VelmaD]

17. Get it right though...

they are "thread-jacking assholes". :)