What is the most disgusting kind of processed food?

[HEyHEY]

By that I mean just plain; packaged, mass produced and gross.

[Triple H]

1. The sausages...

the rest are good!

[terrya]

2. Velveeta. That stuff is gross.

I know it's "cheese product". But even the words "cheese" and "Velveeta" in the same breath is a blasphemy.

[Nailzberg]

8. Completely Agreed!

Velvetta is far worse than the cheese in a can listed in the poll, because you can't bring it on a car trip, which gives squeeze cheese the advantage.

The stuff is nasty.

[MisterP]

12. and it uses up our petroleum reserves in its manufacture

[Canuckistanian]

3. Chesse in a spray can has the record

For being a processed food which is the furthest away from the real thing in terms of texture, colour, usefulness and taste.

[BiggJawn]

48. Slauchkase has a honoured history!

"Tube Cheese". It was to the Wermacht soldier or Kreigsmarine sailor what "K-Rats" were to our doughboys.
It aint that gross. not compared to "Potted Meat PRODUCT"..

I used to like that stuff until they started making it out of "Mechanically Seperated Chicken"....

[finecraft]

4. Underwood Deviled Ham in a can

BLEEEEEEEEEECH!!! It looks like something my cat used to cough up.

[Kat45]

22. The Underwood factory used to be in my hometown

And our girl scout troop went on a tour of it. Can you imagine a group of elementary school girls touring a scuzzy looking factory reeking with the odor of deviled ham? :puke: We were all pretty grossed out.

[tridim]

5. What are sausage rolls?

Are we talking sausage links? sausage in a plastic tube? polish sausage? brown and serve "sausage"? Jimmy Dean sausage/biscuits? What?

I'm having a Kids In The Hall flashback.. I want saus-a-ges! :)

[MrSandman]

6. Definitely Cheez Whiz

:puke:

[JVS]

7. potted meat product

[denverbill]

13. I'll ditto 'potted meat product'

And that's coming from someone who will actually eat Spam occasionally.

[JVS]

14. Spam-lite isn't so bad, in fact it's pretty good

I don't know why spam gets such a bad rap. Anyone who is familiar with canned ham should know that spam tastes better.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

35. Spam. <drool>

I love the stuff and get picked on for it.
Thinly slice, fried till crispy and sandwiched in a hot homemade biscuit.

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Potty meat, for sure.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. a website

http://pottedmeat1.tripod.com/

My friends and I made that a few years ago. We spent out time in HS productively...not.

[TroubleMan]

27. Another vote for that crap

Have you ever read the ingredients......DON'T!!

[marigold20]

34. Potted meat sandwiches - a childhood nightmare!

When Mom brought out the white bread and potted meat, we knew Dad's paycheck was at the very end. I would have eaten anything - even the stewed lima beans - rather than the potted meat. Pardon me while I go hurl!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

37. Potted meat sandwiches with mayo

I worked with a guy once who ate those.
I almost tasted it, once.

[Enraged_Ape]

56. Can't believe potted (RETCH) meat didn't make the list.

That shit is 100% weapons grade.

[sybylla]

9. I can't believe you put KFC on the list

I mean at least it still looks like chicken...mostly.

My vote was for other - corned beef hash in a can. That stuff looks and smells like catfood, blech. Won't touch it.

[TheMightyFavog]

16. Or just canned corned beef....

Complete with the disclaimer that says that this food is approved for human consumption in Brazil.

[Frederic Bastiat]

17. I eat it at least once a year

Usually when i'm home alone cause the wife won't touch it :)

[ForrestGump]

23. Try some of the canned corn beef sold on Pacific islands

It's unbelievable...an ingredients list would start with fat as the first ingredient, arteries as the second, etc.

Is it any coincidence that canned corn beef is insanely popular in localities where traditional fare once included 'long pig'? I think not...

[Blue-Jay]

10. "Kraft Dinner"

If I didn't already know that you were Canadian, that would've given it away. :D

[HEyHEY]

11. It may be gross - but I still love it!

[jmowreader]

25. So do they really have...

Kraft Dinner Restaurants up there? :grin:

In "Not Without My Anus," Terrance and Phillip met Scott at Karl's Kraft Dinner Restaurant. Where is Karl's Kraft Dinner Restaurant and do they have anything else?

[BrotherBuzz]

15. The original - Maraschino cherry

Sometime in the early 1900s U.S. cherry growers came up with a domestic version of the expensive imported Maraschino cherries. Using brines, chemical baths, bleaches, artificial flavors, sugar syrup and red dyes, a new product was created.

They are banned in our house but our 9 year old son loves them and still manages to find them elsewhere. He still talks about the first (and last) Shirley Temple beverage he ordered at a restaurant last summer.

[name not needed]

41. i love those cherries

i dont know why...

[DinahMoeHum]

18. Pringles "potato" chips.

Potato chips in a tennis ball can? All uniform in shape?
Gimme a break!!

Oh yeah, should mention: very high in sodium, full of other processed crap, and doesn't taste like potato chips after all that fuss.


:puke::puke::puke:

[Crenulated_Schist]

20. In college,

Anything you eat while in college is the most disgusting kind of processed food.....too bad we are too poor to afford any better...

[dolo amber]

24. OMG! You people are mental!!

I HATE processed foods with a firey burning stangle...(heh)...BUT!!

Spray cheese is a gift from the GODS!! :9 :D

I have a weakness for any kind of gross, fake plastic cheese flavored products, really...cheesy poofs, cheese crackers. But not American cheese or ballpark nacho cheese. Go figure...:shrug:

Mmmmm...cheese in a can...aaarrraaarrrllllgggghhhh

[JVS]

26. hell yeah. Spray cheez and triscuits are great

[Wapsie B]

28. Braunschweiger...........

YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

[JVS]

30. Braunschweiger is good but I prefer Kalbsleberwurst

mmmmmmm veal

[Wapsie B]

47. I've never heard of that.

We used to make Rinderwurst at home when I was growing up. I still love that.

[NightTrain]

29. How about individually wrapped slices of simulated cheese?

n/t

[IronLionZion]

31. oh yuck, and people wonder why Americans are fat

I can't handle even looking at this thread. But I would say any kind of processed cheese is the worst. :puke:

[doc03]

32. Head cheese

[mopaul]

33. braunschweiger

[doc03]

36. I like it, but what exactly is it. My parents called it goose liver.

[doni_georgia]

38. potted meat - BLECH!

[doc03]

39. Hot dogs

I know a guy who worked in a meat processing plant for a while. He said the hot dog room was known as the barf room. They brought in all
the snouts, ears, lips and other delicacies shoveled off the floor in the main plant.

[LincolnMcGrath]

58. Urban Legend

[Mobius]

40. SPAM is clearly the most digusting here

At least cheese spray doesnt have ground ears, eyes and tails in it.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

42. KRAFT DINNER? It's the bomb!

I vote for Spam, pickled onions or pickled pig's feet (shudder).

[NightTrain]

43. Soylent Green is made out of people!

Now, that's disgusting! :puke:

[HEyHEY]

45. Soylent green?

What's that?

[NightTrain]

46. Seriously? You're unfamiliar with "Soylent Green"?

In that case, check out this link:

http://www.sciflicks.com/soylent_green/

[SarahB]

49. Anyone remember my old sig line earlier this year?

I love that movie. I love most of the old Heston films. Too bad he's a soulless old gunboy now.

[philosophie_en_rose]

44. If I won a million dollars, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.

But we would eat Kraft Dinner. Of course, we would. We'd just eat more. :)

I can't believe this list! Kraft Dinner {AKA fake macaroni & cheese} is awesome food. And, as a former poor college student, Kraft Dinner is a luxury. If we're talking about crap, the generic white boxed macaroni is disgusting.

The ultimate disgusting processed foods are pickled pigs feet that look like biology experiments on the grocery store shelf and potted meat product {the secret ingredient is heart}.

[TOhioLiberal]

50. Twinkies....

:puke: 'nuff said!

[FDRrocks]

51. White Castle vending machine burgers...

Never had one since I don't eat that stuff, but I've heard BAD things.

I also had this bag of "Dill Pickle" flavored chips from the vending machine at work once, HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE, but I don't think that counts as "processed".

[ornotna]

52. Armour Treet

Don't look at it for too long, you may go blind.

[RoyGBiv]

53. Hot Dogs

I once worked for 7-11. I beg of you, for your own sakes, do not, ever, ever, ever even attempt to eat one of these things. You have no idea where they've been or what they're made of, and you don't want to know.

:puke:

[Count Dracula]

54. Hot Dogs.

:puke:

[T_i_B]

55. Anyone for Pot Noodles?

:eyes:

[noonwitch]

57. "Cheese Food" made with vegetable oil instead of milk

The whole concept disgusts me.