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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:37 PM Original message |
tell the best kid joke you remember from when you were a kid |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
1. Knock knock. |
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Dookus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:44 PM Response to Original message |
2. mine - |
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Shananigans (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:55 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. That is SO my joke! |
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Teddy_Salad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:47 PM Response to Original message |
3. Okay |
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Sticky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Blast from the past.... |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:57 PM Response to Original message |
5. A Lady goes shopping at a Drug Store for Aspirin |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
6. Deleted message |
Misunderestimator (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 06:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
23. I'm so sorry I just read that n/t |
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pnorman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
7. Knock knock! |
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ornotna (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:05 PM Response to Original message |
9. What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:19 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Knock Knock!" |
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Caution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:40 PM Response to Original message |
11. my favorite |
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mkultra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:47 PM Response to Original message |
12. Why was six afraid of seven |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:40 AM Response to Reply #12 |
34. What did 0 say to 8? |
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Mr. McD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 09:55 PM Response to Original message |
13. When is a door not a door? |
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CO Liberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 11:03 PM Response to Reply #13 |
19. What's Purple and Goes "Slam-Slam-Slam-Slam"?? |
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Snow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 11:18 AM Response to Reply #19 |
42. Ooooh, yes! Grape jokes! What's big and purple & hates Captain Ahab? |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 10:10 PM Response to Original message |
14. There was this guy named Johnny Fuckerfaster... |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:26 AM Response to Reply #14 |
28. Did he know Dr. Bennett? |
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Gildor Inglorion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 10:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. How do you stop a stampeding elephant? |
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Triple H (714 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 10:36 PM Response to Original message |
16. How do you make a tissue dance? |
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blondeatlast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 10:41 PM Response to Original message |
17. Got a great knock-knock joke! |
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Skittles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 10:46 PM Response to Original message |
18. If you tell me how many chickens I have in this bag |
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Laszlo_Hollyfeld (105 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Apr-29-04 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
20. Q. How do you get an elephant out of a tree? |
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Bertha Venation (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 06:21 AM Response to Original message |
21. kick |
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Kookaburra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 06:29 AM Response to Original message |
22. What do you call a broken boomerang? |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 06:44 AM Response to Original message |
24. What's green and sings? |
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BarbaRosa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:08 AM Response to Original message |
25. A joke and a poem from way back |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:17 AM Response to Reply #25 |
26. How about a song? |
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SCDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
27. What did the fish say when he hit a wall? |
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BringEmOn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:28 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Reminds me.... |
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Teddy_Salad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:52 AM Response to Reply #29 |
41. I like that! |
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:36 AM Response to Original message |
30. Elephants! |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
31. one day in mexico |
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furrylitldevil (555 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:37 AM Response to Original message |
32. What sits on the bottom of the sea and twitches? |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
33. this is a long one |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:42 AM Response to Reply #33 |
36. manny jokes |
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BigMcLargehuge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:44 AM Response to Reply #36 |
37. yep, I remember all of those |
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VelmaD (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:42 AM Response to Original message |
35. Why do green lights turn red? |
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Beware the Beast Man (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
38. What's brown & sits on a piano stool? |
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GumboYaYa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
39. What do you call someone else's cheese? |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
40. Great idea for a thread!!! |
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skypilot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 11:27 AM Response to Original message |
43. What did the ghost say to the bee? |
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worst (4 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
44. OK, so a lady opens her refrigerator door...... |
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Shakespeare (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
45. I CAN'T BELIEVE nobody listed the "interrupting cow" joke! |
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U of M Dem 07 (142 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 12:06 PM Response to Reply #45 |
46. That's definitely my favorite one |
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SaveElmer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 12:10 PM Response to Original message |
47. And another..."Knock, Knock" |
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sleepyhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 07:57 PM Response to Original message |
48. knock knock |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-30-04 08:15 PM Response to Original message |
49. From my warped childhood |
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