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Mokito Donating Member (710 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 12:50 AM
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President Thabo Mbeki thinking:If only it held a gun!:evilgrin:
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the masses against the classes Donating Member (641 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 01:34 AM
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1. Yes, in Brazil!!! it boggles the mind.
n/t
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 12:57 PM
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2. W. is "thinking": "This joker's got to be puttin' me on.


How can Africa be a cradle of mankind. It's too flat!
Maybe that just like a local expression like 'The lion
eats the moon's babies' or something. He probably
thinks he said something wise. And now (oh shit) he's
waiting for something wise in return. How bout this?"

and W. says, "God created summer on account of baseball."

and then thinks, "Geez. Why's he looking at me so strange?"
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 01:00 PM
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3. President: "You are totally f***ed in the head"
Governor: "Yeah, I know. Heh-heh...."
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 01:04 PM
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4. I have more brains in the tip of my finger than you do in your whole head
:spank:
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 03:01 PM
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5. W hee-haws when President Mbeki mentions he was hand-picked
by Nelson Mandela to be the first Deputy President of the new Government of National Unity and, then, asked, "who picked you?". Mbeki further gibed W by adding, "I know Nelson Mandela ... I talk with him all the time ... I see him whenever I wish ... it's a waste of time to visit South Africa without seeing this great man ... and, then asked, "so, when will you be seeing him?". Having fun, Mbeki mentioned he received military training in the once Soviet Union, and asked W where did he get his. Mbeki, then, mentioned that he had received a Masters Degree in Economics at Sussex University in England and asked if W would like to discuss in detail economics of the sub-Sahara. W just giggled pretending not to understand Mbeki's accent.
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smiths_fan_21384 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 03:09 PM
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6. W. is "sprechin'":


"Come on, Mbeki, just one time..."

Mbeki: "Alright, alright...'I'M COMIN ELIZBETH...THIS IS THE BIG ONE!'"
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PATRICK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 03:31 PM
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7. No Thabubba.
that's no hearing aid, that's my life!"
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alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 04:21 PM
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8. ...and when he answered the door. (teehee) It was dripping off his ear -
(giggle)

But, she thought it was mouuse!!

And he didn't tell her different...(giggle)

Funny scene!

I LOVE American movies!!!

W- (thinking) A movie where a guy has sex with a MOOSE!?!?!
What smut. I'm so glad no movie over a PG rating is allowed in walls of MY Whitehouse!
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 05:26 PM
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9. Pres. Mbeki, “ I‘ll bet you miss all that wildlife in Texas, don’t you”?
(numb nuts)
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number9 Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-11-03 05:28 PM
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10. See! There are black people in Africa too!
They don't all live in Brazil
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