"'Passions' is on!"- Favorite BUFFY quotables.

[Beware the Beast Man]

This is dedicated to Mrs._Beastman, in an effort to get her post count up so she can start posting her own threads. Post your favorite lines from Buffy here!

Hi peanut, if you're surfing today, I love you! :hi: :loveya:

[Melodybe]

1. You're the crack team that defeats my every move, I am deeply ashamed.

Spike is my favorite television character of all time.

James Marsters is a democrat and one of the most talented actors around.

[apnu]

2. Spike, Once More with Feeling

"first he'll kill her, THEN I'll save her"

[Melodybe]

5. A fellow Spuffster, why Joss why did you have to ruin Buffy for me?

"We will bring you the beaten and bloody body of Bob Barker"

"It's not Bob Barker, you scabby morons."

As far as quotables go only the Simpsons comes close to the number of great one liners.

[Ducks In A Row]

20. sounds like something TC would think and act on

[Beware the Beast Man]

3. "Have you ever had even just a little bit of sex?"

Xander to the Jawas. :)

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Another Spike quote...

To Giles:

Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes? Cuppa tea, cuppa tea, almost got shagged, cuppa tea?

[eyesroll]

6. "Sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood--

give it a little texture."

"Fort Dix? Tee hee hee hee hee hee."
"Are you drunk?"
"Yes. Quite a bit, actually."

[TheDebbieDee]

7. "I would have crawled out of my grave.........

a lot sooner if I had known those creepy things were around."

Buffy to Xander about the yard gnomes in the front yard.

[Speck Tater]

8. Spike:

'I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.'

Buffy: 'Oh, no, I have to go take an English makeup exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?'

[supernova]

9. "You're not friends. You'll never be friends....

Spike:

"You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love 'til it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other 'til it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Real love isn't brains, children. It's blood. It's blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

[Mrs_Beastman]

10. "Darth Rosenberg

is on her way here to make jawa burgers out of us and none of you have the metacolridians(sp) to stop her"

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. Hello there baby!

Come here often??? :P

[Mrs_Beastman]

12. hello Beastman

Enjoying your day off? Thanks for packing my lunch it was yummy.

[Mrs_Beastman]

13. "Double meat makes it double sweet!"

What I like about Buffy is that they had so many opportunities to jump the shark and it never did.

[Mrs_Beastman]

14. bye

Lunch is over, see you tonight. :)

[electricmonk]

15. I wear the cheese, it does not wear me.

Xander (taunting the fear demon): Who's the little fear demon? Come on, who's the little fear demon?
Giles: Don't taunt the fear demon.
Xander: Why? Can he hurt me?
Giles: No, it's just... tacky.

And one of the more serious ones in my sig.

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I look at your sig line, and I want to cry.

I've seen them a hundred timed, but "The Gift" and "The Body" still make me all misty. :cry:

[Mrs_Beastman]

17. The body...very sad

I was so impressed with how they handle her mom's death. They really did capture how surreal it is when someone close to you dies.

[Speck Tater]

18. What I didn't notice about that episode

until somebody pointed it out to me and I watched it again...

It has NO background music and NO sound effects; just ambient sound. That gives it a really bleak feel even if, like me, you don't notice that music is what's missing.

First time I saw it that episode literally left me in tears.

[Magrittes Pipe]

19. Especially the moment when it finally sinks in for Buffy:

"We're not supposed to move the body!"

[WillParkinson]

21. Something ripped open his body and ate the insides?

Ooh, like an Oreo cookie. Except...without all the chocolatey cookie goodness.

And another from Willow:
"He's a clean clown!" <pause> "I have my...own fun."

[bkcc]

22. "Come off it, Pacey. Can't you see she'll never love you?"

...that was Spike talking to the TV.

Finding out that Spike watched "Dawson's Creek" was one of the more hilarious moments in the show's history.


And, probably my favorite scene of all time:

Anya (to Xander): This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles: Please don't.


Damn.
I miss this show.
:(

[bkcc]

23. "Oh, come off it, Pacey. Can't you see she'll never love you?!?"

...that was Spike talking to his TV.

Finding out that Spike watched "Dawson's Creek" (not to mention "Passions") was one of the more hilarious moments in the show's history.


And, probably my favorite scene of all time:

Anya (to Xander): This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles: Please don't.


Damn.
I miss this show.
:(

[bkcc]

24. "Oh, come off it, Pacey. Can't you see she'll never love you?!?"

...that was Spike talking to his TV.

Finding out that Spike watched "Dawson's Creek" (not to mention "Passions") was one of the more hilarious moments in the show's history.


And, probably my favorite scene of all time:

Anya (to Xander): This isn't a relationship. You don't need me. All you care about is lots of orgasms.
Xander: Okay, remember how we talked about private conversations? How they're less private when they're in front of my friends?
Spike: Oh, we're not your friends. Go on.
Giles: Please don't.


Damn.
I miss this show.
:(

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. first i'll save her, then i'll kill her

first i'll kill her then i'll save her.

spike

[Beware the Beast Man]

26. "You got the wrong house, Mr. Belvedere!"

First Buffy line I ever heard that made me laugh out loud.

[bkcc]

27. oops. sorry for the dupes...not sure what happened there.

:wtf: