HEyHEY
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Thu Aug-19-04 03:54 PM
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Creepy spider guy just came in to my work |
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Edited on Thu Aug-19-04 03:59 PM by HEyHEY
He dropped of a Hobo Spider in a glass jar. He talks really quietly too. The conversation went like this. Me: "What is that" Him : "It's a hobo spider I found in my house" Me: "Why does he need airholes if he's dead?" Him "Cause he was alive before I killed him." Me: "What's he floating in?" Him : "Paint stripper - it killed him in about three seconds"
What a creep.
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Thu Aug-19-04 03:55 PM
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1. Why in the world would someone take that to work? |
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Thu Aug-19-04 03:58 PM
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2. That's one of those things that just makes you say. . . |
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:wtf:
That is seriously deranged.
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RUSTY SHACKLEFORD
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:06 PM
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3. SAVE THE SPIDERS MAN!!!!!!! |
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Dude. How would you like it if someone floated you in a giant mayonaise jar full of paint stripper??
That would be soooooo uncool.
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:19 PM
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HEyHEY
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:30 PM
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This is the second day in a row I've had a poisonous spider brought to me
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:33 PM
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Actually it's best if there isn't more than one of them
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:34 PM
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11. Yesterday a little kid brought in a Black Widow |
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that he caught on his lawn.
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:34 PM
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10. That's some weird Welcome Wagon they've got going there... |
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Maybe on your first anniversary you'll get ants. :crazy:
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:26 PM
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5. Spiders are awesome creatures |
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I relocate the nasty people bitters I find inside the house to the outside. But I leave the daddy longlegs to live up on the corners of my walls inside my house. I've always been fasinated by DL spiders ever since I can remember. I love em. Ya gotta tidy up and dust away their old dirtied up webs a couple times a week, but the trade off is far worth it. They don't bite people and they eat any flies and skeeters that get in and I don't ever have to use nasty poisonous bug sprays :thumbsup: It's a win-win situation all around :-)
I don't like that creepy man that takes pleasure in killing spiders in paintstripper. :spank: take that you bad-bad man :spank:
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:31 PM
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8. I've heard Daddy longlegs are themost poisonous spiders around |
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But their fangs don't have the strentgh to break human skin.
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:50 PM
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14. When I first heard that I found it hard to believe |
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But when I read up on them, they say it's a fact. But that doesn't concern me in the least. Not only do they lack the strength to pierce the skin their mouths/fangs are so very tiny it is impossible for them to bite people.
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:27 PM
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6. I hope that he doesn't find a mouse running loose |
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:36 PM
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12. When I read the subject line, this song came into my head... |
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Lullaby The Cure
(I spy something beginning with S...)
On candystripe legs the spiderman comes Softly through the shadow of the evening sun Stealing past the windows of the blissfully dead Looking for the victim shivering in bed Searching out fear in the gathering gloom and Suddenly! A movement in the corner of the room! And there is nothing I can do And I realise with fright That the spiderman is having me for dinner tonight!
Quietly he laughs and shaking his head Creeps closer now Closer to the foot of the bed And softer than shadow and quicker than flies His arms are around me and his tongue in my eyes Be still, be calm, be quiet now, my precious boy Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more But it's much too late to get away or turn on the light The spiderman is having you for dinner tonight!
And I feel like I'm being eaten By a thousand million shivering furry holes And I know that in the morning I will wake up In the shivering cold
The spiderman is always hungry...
(Come into my parlour, said the spider to the fly I have something...)
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:37 PM
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...but I in no way advocate the murder of them.
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Thu Aug-19-04 04:51 PM
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15. Why do people kill insects that are in their house? |
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I always catch the little creepers and put them in a napkin and then sent them free!
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