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Tue Sep-09-03 10:05 PM
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Drrrrrrrrrum rrrrrrollllll: It's time once again to end every sentence |
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in this thread with the phrase: ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!!!!
So please...if you will...post away....on the hood of my car :D
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:09 PM
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1. Excuse me....small question here.....do we say "on the hood of MY car" or |
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"On the hood of NSMA's car," or "On the hood of YOUR car?" I just want to ge tit right - and I think I'm covered here 'cos I invoked those sacred words no less than three times already. :D
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:10 PM
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:10 PM
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on the hood of NSMA's car.
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:12 PM
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7. I would love to help you wake up |
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on the hood of my car :evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:16 PM
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15. But is there enough room for all of us posting here... |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:45 PM
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30. People take numbers and don't mind waiting |
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:13 PM
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42. I've got your number.. |
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on the hood of your car.:evilgrin:
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:37 PM
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43. You know my name, look up the number..... |
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.....on the hood of NSMA's car.
You... You know... You know my name
You... You know... You know my name
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:11 PM
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for recreation and exercise....on the hood of my car?
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:13 PM
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8. We can do stretching exercises that will firm your butt |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:28 PM
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friction burns if I stretch my boney little butt .... on the hood of your car?
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:46 PM
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33. Well then we'll just have to turn you over! |
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on the hood of my car (never dare me...on the hood of my car)
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:12 PM
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5. Are you sure you want this |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:14 PM
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9. Well can I think about it |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:35 PM
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21. Take your time....I'll be waiting |
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on the hood of my car. :D
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:12 PM
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6. I missed the debates because I was behind the podium |
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pontificating.........on the hood of my car
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:15 PM
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11. Wow ..a new experience....nobody's ever PONTIFICATED |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:16 PM
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14. There's always a first |
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on the hood of my car <EG>
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:14 PM
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.....on the hood of your car.
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:15 PM
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12. Will you still love me tomorrow |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:21 PM
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17. Mais oui - tomorrow is another day |
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:42 PM
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I love ya! Tomorrow! You're always a day away!
On the hood of my car!
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:15 PM
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13. I think I'll go lie down now |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:18 PM
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16. You will wake up alert , relaxed and refreshed |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:28 PM
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19. I can't dock my pirate ship... |
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on the hood of your car!!! :o
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:41 PM
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25. But you can scream YO HO |
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Edited on Tue Sep-09-03 10:42 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
on the hood of my car :D
on edit: YOu can even screamn you ho!!! on the hood of my car but if you do it anywhere else..I'll de-ball you...on the hood of my car
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:46 PM
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Don't make me walk the plank, on the hood of yor car! :o
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:31 PM
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20. Dear Sir: You'll find the Yak you ordered... |
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....on the hood of your car.
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:43 PM
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26. HOLY CRAP IN A BUNDT PAN!!!! |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:36 PM
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22. Thou shalt not have any other gods before me |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:43 PM
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28. Thou SHALT commit adultery (and bring your violin) |
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on the hood of MY car! ;-)
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Wed Sep-10-03 06:56 PM
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54. LOL! I'll bring my outdoor fiddle... |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:37 PM
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23. you'll be on the hood of my car, when you'll be |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:44 PM
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:38 PM
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24. We say "bonnet" and "boot" rather than "hood" and "trunk" in the UK... |
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"Of course I was aware that my girlfriend's mother was a naturist, but nothing could possibly have prepared me for that day I accidentally blundered onto the nudist beach and saw her naked on the hood of my car...."
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:49 PM
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34. How utterly charming......I would love to hear you say them |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:43 PM
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...on the hood of your car!
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:50 PM
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35. Cool...as long as I don't have to do HER any favors |
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:45 PM
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31. So....um....not to be a pain in your delectable derriere here, but.... |
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what happens if we forget to include 'on the hood of my/your/NSMA's car'? :scared:
I mean, I'd hate to think that it might involve something like being tied down and tickled with feather wielded by 72 fashion models....
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Tue Sep-09-03 10:51 PM
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36. Then you won't end up |
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:03 PM
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37. Then I'd better say, whenever possible, |
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'on the hood of your car.'
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Wed Sep-10-03 08:20 PM
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63. I caught Forrest Gump breaking the rules |
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He forgot to end the previous post "on the hood of my/your car".
I think Skittles should kick his ass -- on the hood of my car.
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Thu Sep-11-03 01:25 PM
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67. Untrue! Besides, I wear kevlar underwear |
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on the hood of NSMA's car (seems like a good idea, on the hood of her car).
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:04 PM
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:05 PM
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40. IT would be even hornier |
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:04 PM
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39. I'll sing you a song by Wilson Pickett in the midnight hour |
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Tue Sep-09-03 11:06 PM
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41. Uh....bo baby are we forgetting something? I don't have all night |
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Wed Sep-10-03 11:59 AM
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44. do you like to be sung to in Italian |
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:10 PM
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45. Oh dear...that would make me MELT (I'm sicilian ya know) |
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:20 PM
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46. My doctor went on vacation... |
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...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! So I have to wear this cast for one more week ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! I am so pissed off ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! And it itches ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! And I can't sleep ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! Now I have to wait til Tuesday ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR! And if it doesn't comne off on that day my brain will explode ...ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR!
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:31 PM
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47. Your doctor better get his ass back here |
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on the hood of my car. So he can help you on the hood of my car. I would gladly scratch that itch for you if you were here on the hood of my car. Because I am only here for the benefit of the people on the hood of my car :D SMOOCH (on the hood of my car)
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:33 PM
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48. You're my favorite... |
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...on the hood of my car!
:loveya:
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Wed Sep-10-03 12:38 PM
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on the hood of my car! :loveya:
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Wed Sep-10-03 01:55 PM
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on the hood of my car.
:kick:
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Wed Sep-10-03 02:09 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 06:54 PM
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53. It's a chorus lineof kicks |
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on the hood of NSMA's car.....
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:00 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:06 PM
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56. It's non-stop Moulin Rouge fun |
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on the hood of NSMA's car!
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:07 PM
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57. Gichy gichy ya ya here |
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:09 PM
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58. We could be heroes, if just |
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:11 PM
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59. Gonna play the ukulele... |
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All over the hood of my car!
:toast:
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Wed Sep-10-03 08:13 PM
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Wed Sep-10-03 07:41 PM
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60. I assure you,sir,that I will make an honest woman of your daughter... |
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Wed Sep-10-03 08:13 PM
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62. Daddy, he said he will respect me in the morning |
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Thu Sep-11-03 12:41 PM
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64. So, the morning has come... |
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was he still there? Or did he leave you a note on the hood of my car?
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Thu Sep-11-03 01:04 PM
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65. I WISH I WAS A LESBIAN |
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ON THE HOOD OF MY CAR. Gawd, that doesn't make a bit of sense; I am off my game today. :(
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Thu Sep-11-03 01:09 PM
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66. Skittles, hon? Are we having man troubles today? |
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Would you care to share with the Lounge? On the hood of my car?
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Thu Sep-11-03 01:31 PM
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68. Does hair grow on footballs? |
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on the hood of my car?
Is cat's fur for kitten's britches, on the hood of my car??
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Thu Sep-11-03 02:49 PM
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69. They do on mine, as you're liable to find out |
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on the hood of your car. :D
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:09 PM
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you would show me your footballs?? on the hood of my car??:D *swooning*
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Thu Sep-11-03 03:07 PM
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70. I like the green bouncy |
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:bounce: on the hood of my car!!!!!
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