Sufi Marmot
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:11 PM
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Katie bar the door! Post your "Ratherisms" here... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 07:44 PM by Sufi Marmot
Will Dan indulge in tortured similies, metaphores, and rhetorical expressions as he tends to do on election night? Post your favorites here!
-SM
Edited to reflect posts #4-5
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givemebackmycountry
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:18 PM
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He'll hold those alleged "forged" documents up and say something like this..
"Listen you stupid bastards...I'm from Texas too AND that drooling, pretzel chocking asshole in the Oval office thinks he's the only Texan that knows what he's talking about"
"FUCK THAT"!!
"I know what I'm talking about, and I got papers that say that the currently un-elected asshat that thinks he's gonna' win tonight, was sniffin' coke off of $35.00 hookers backs, while KERRY was getting shot at by real life NVA"
"So FUCK YOU BUSH, YOU MISERABLE COWARD"!!!
"Now let's go to our correspondent in Ohio for some early return results"
He might do that you know.
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Sufi Marmot
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:20 PM
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I'd love to see that happen...
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Redneck Socialist
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:28 PM
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3. that would be awesome! |
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:38 PM
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I'm not sure why, or what the origin of the phrase is. But I'm pretty sure it's "Katie, bar the door." Is this a Ratherism?
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Sufi Marmot
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:40 PM
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5. I think you're correct... |
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Now that I recall it was "Katie, bar the door", and "Whoa, Nellie", both from Rather in moments of exuberance.
-SM
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:48 PM
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6. LoL- "Get off your duff and go vote" |
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:48 PM
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7. "This race is so close we may need Billy Crystal to analyze this!" |
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:51 PM
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9. What does that even mean? |
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:58 PM
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10. It took me a minute, but Bill Crystal was in "Analyze This" |
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Tue Nov-02-04 08:01 PM
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11. The really amazing thing is, nobody on Earth would ad lib that; |
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somebody is actually getting paid to write this dreck!
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Tue Nov-02-04 07:48 PM
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8. "This race is so close we may need Billy Crystal to analyze this!" |
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Tue Nov-02-04 08:05 PM
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12. "ding dong battle" in New Hampshire! |
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Tue Nov-02-04 08:09 PM
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13. This election is hotter than the devil's ankles. |
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LOL THat guy kills me Duckie
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