Yeah, so this is pretty FUCKING hilarious

[WilliamPitt]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1294913&mesg_id=1294913

Ow.

[Tweed]

1. I was going to say "Is this one of those coming out threads I hear about?"

And I then I saw it was you William Pitt. At least you have a good sense of humor about the thing. I hope you are feeling better. I'll bash some heads together for you.

[ofrfxsk]

2. OMG! Are you sure you're okay?

Call the cops now!

I'm sorry but I don't find this funny at all. You could have been killed .

I'm speaking from first hand experience. About 11 years ago, I got jumped. Never saw who did it but they almost killed me. My face was literally black and purple for 8 weeks while I'm normally the whitest woman you've ever seen.

Please go to a hospital to make sure you didn't get hit in the head. Sometimes, you don't know until morning when the pain starts. And please try to remember any detail about the brick beater so you can tell the cops.

I'm just worried and trying to help.

[JohnnyRingo]

3. Sorry to hear Will, Hope you're OK

Welcome to the "Battleground"

[Bake]

4. Not fucking funny at all. Will: Call the cops.

Did you recognize the guy? Can you describe him? I'm guessing it was somebody who knows WHO YOU ARE.

Call the frickin' cops, man. And be well. And be CAREFUL!!

Bake

[underseasurveyor]

5. That son of a douchebag deserves a big ol fat can

of beefy-mac up side his head.

Glad you're okay. owwwwwie :-(

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Goddammit! Hope you come out with as little injury as possible

and that they catch the shitweasel.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

7. Wow

:hug:

[Insider]

8. daaayum, tough guy!?!

in december 2000, i thought "still gotta wash the dishes." in november 2004:
No matter how bad you feel, no matter how crappy was your night, nobody threw a brick at your head.

you just keep ticking, tough guy.

[SarahB]

9. Jesus, Will.

Take care. :hug:

[VelmaD]

10. *hug*

:hug:

Take good care of yourself today.

[terrya]

11. God, Will. I hope you're ok. And thank you....

for all of the hard work you've done for America. Thank you.

[Misunderestimator]

12. Damn it.

Damn it all.

[underpants]

13. Damn that is close to the day I had

This Bush bullshit
I found out my stepfather's grandson is IN Falujah Iraq
and my best friend's mother was diagnosed with brain cancer.

[FunBobbyMucha]

14. Well, now you can empathize with

every woman needing an abortion, every Muslim trying to live the American dream, every black in the South, etc, etc.

Hope you're okay. The rest of us only got figurative bricks to the head.

Ice, rest, doctor follow-up if you start vomiting repeatedly, experience blurred/changed vision, or loss of consciousness.