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Mon Sep-15-03 12:52 PM
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Poll question: What's the alternative to sex? |
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I've got a migraine and I'm not seeing straight. I conflated two lounge threads ("What's the Alternative to Church?" and "Being the opposite sex") and started remembering some of the idiocy trotted out during 60's sex education lectures.
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Mon Sep-15-03 12:56 PM
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1. The true alternative to sex |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:03 PM
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8. It's not often that I see wisdom as pure as what you |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:12 PM
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12. But marriage is one of the chief causes of |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:19 PM
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15. that's a Frank Burns quote from M*A*S*H |
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Hotlips was pressuring him to divorce his wife and marry her. Burns was resisting because his wife had all the money. One of his stalling remarks was "marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce". Then they got interrupted and the scene ended.
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Mon Sep-15-03 03:54 PM
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30. Verily thou speakest the truth |
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Mon Sep-15-03 04:27 PM
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31. took the words right out of my mouth |
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Mon Sep-15-03 12:57 PM
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2. As a sex-starved single mom |
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for whom it has been a very long time since I experienced any "intimacy", I can honestly say that I'm going insane, lol!
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Mon Sep-15-03 12:59 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:27 PM
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I like fancy, romantic dinners with candlelight and flowers before anything "happens", lol!
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Mon Sep-15-03 04:29 PM
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32. I know someone with $600 to spend on dinner . . . |
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(pardon the DU joke)
undesired celibacy IS maddening, isn't it?
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Tue Sep-16-03 02:10 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:41 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:02 PM
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Asexual reproduction? No need to do "the nasty"!
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:23 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:07 PM
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9. online political forums? |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:17 PM
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13. So, do the number of posts |
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people make have an inverse relationship to how much sex they are having?
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:19 PM
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16. 3409, that's pretty big post-count, Prolesunited! |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:35 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 02:48 PM
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I'm really getting the post counts up!
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Mon Sep-15-03 06:35 PM
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35. Apparently, that's the only thing |
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you're getting up. <rimshot> :P
Sorry, couldn't resist. Misery loves company and all that. ;-)
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Mon Sep-15-03 08:08 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:08 PM
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10. COOKING. And oddly, a great deal of satisfaction can be achieved |
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in creating something amazing in the kitchen.
I got some chocolate cookies that are better than sex ANYTIME.
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:30 PM
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Hey, beats crying yourself to sleep every night...
But it can really make you heavy...
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:21 PM
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48. You beat me to it. Agreed! |
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:08 PM
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:18 PM
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14. Depends, do you mean sex as a verb or an adjective? |
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As a verb I opt for oversexed rather then undersexed
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Mon Sep-15-03 01:30 PM
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19. get away from the computer |
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Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 01:31 PM by Terwilliger
and dance or play
(exercise :-) but I clicked other :smoke: )
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Mon Sep-15-03 02:21 PM
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23. Taking matters into your own hands... |
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..or, in the words of the great philosopher Socrates, "know thyself."
:evilgrin:
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Mon Sep-15-03 02:39 PM
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24. eat chocolate maybe? ?? |
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once a priest told me that when women eat chocolate is because they need something, me too.
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Mon Sep-15-03 02:43 PM
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I have found that focusing on getting satisfaction through making money has made me almost entirely not miss that whole sex and romance thing.
For sex I can "kill kittens," I have friends for affection--who cares about that romance stuff, anyway? It's just a good way to get hurt.
Tucker
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Mon Sep-15-03 02:46 PM
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26. If you're a man look at a photo of Ann Coulter that will wilt you..... |
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down in a hurry! Ladies just look at Prince Bush on TV and you'll start to :puke: and forget all about fornicating!
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Mon Sep-15-03 03:00 PM
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Ladies, get one if you don't already own one.
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Mon Sep-15-03 03:51 PM
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29. The TRUE alternative to sex |
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Edited on Mon Sep-15-03 03:53 PM by Kamika
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Mon Sep-15-03 04:36 PM
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33. Bush brings out the frigid in me |
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Mon Sep-15-03 06:47 PM
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:loveya:
it's not sex but it's all about love. :)
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Mon Sep-15-03 08:46 PM
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For me, if sex with someone else is out and sex with myself wasn't an option, I'd be a very mean, horrible person who was probably 300 pounds due to excessive comsumption of chocolate. I don't even want to imagine the thought.
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Tue Sep-16-03 09:34 AM
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39. Congrats populistmom!! 200 posts |
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Tue Sep-16-03 01:55 PM
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It's only taken me since last December. I started off really slow, but have been moving along more quickly in the last couple of weeks.
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Tue Sep-16-03 10:04 AM
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40. Losing one's attachment |
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Tue Sep-16-03 04:08 PM
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The other day I spent over an hour carefully constructing a long lounge post.
It sank without a trace.
This one, composed in about two minutes on a whim, has been up for days.
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Tue Sep-16-03 04:19 PM
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46. There's a lesson in there |
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I'd figure out what it is, but I'm too busy not having sex :-)
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