GingerSnaps
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:16 PM
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What's the worse pickup line someone has tried to use on you? |
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Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya.
Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock.
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:19 PM
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:21 PM
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I guess it prolly wasn't so much a "pickup attempt" as a really, really bad choice for where to stop and ask directions while seeking out a camping spot in the Smoky Mountains area, near Chattanooga. My suggestion: don't camp there.
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:22 PM
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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:22 PM
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4. I need a library card cuz I'm checking you out. n/t |
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:12 PM
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16. I think that one is cute |
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:16 AM
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42. Gotta remember that one |
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Kinda clever, kinda endearing. It just might work.
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:23 PM
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5. 'So, what part of Lesbia are you from?' n/t |
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:29 PM
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6. You look just like Arlo Gutherie... |
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:37 PM
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7. Is your dad a terrorist? |
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Because you are "The Bomb" :P
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:43 PM
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8. "I heard you're easy" {eom} |
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:43 PM
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Ive never had a pickup line used on me.
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GingerSnaps
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:46 PM
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Can you give me directions...to your heart?
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:53 PM
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:) yay a pickup line. You go south on south street, pass the Guinness turnpike, then you turn left on ice cream lane, and then down to greasy food boulevard then you go left, and youre there :).
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Sun Nov-07-04 07:11 PM
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26. Ugh, I got that one too |
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I burst out laughing and he just walked away
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:44 PM
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10. "You must be smoking something, b/c you're looking pretty high... |
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...on my priorities".
bleh.
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Sun Nov-07-04 05:48 PM
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12. Did I die? I must've because you're a real angel |
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Ranked right up there with... "How'd you like to ride a cowboy home tonight?"
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:09 PM
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15. I was about 16 yrs old & I was walking the street and a car load of boys |
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started hollowing at me and one said "hey I sure would like to get in your pants" I yelled back "What's wrong, did you sh-t in yours" Everyone started laughing and they left me alone.
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:06 PM
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14. "If you click your heels three times... |
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will we end up in Kansas?" Said by a drunk who noticed I was wearing red shoes. :eyes:
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:13 PM
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I think someone used that one on me in a bar once.
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Sun Nov-07-04 07:13 PM
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27. Hmmmm, Did it work? I was too drunk to remember, sorry. |
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:04 AM
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but he was cute. :) And is now happily married to a a friend of mine.
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM
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Edited on Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM by mzpip
if you show me yours. Seriously, some guy said that to me. I did not show him anything.
MzPip :dem:
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:14 PM
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19. "I'll bet you can't make me pregnant" |
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:15 PM
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But, the funny thing is... it worked on me. Whaddayaknow?
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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21. And yet another..."Did you know you have sparkles... |
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on your breasticles?" At an office party...I was wearing a rhinestone brooch...:crazy:
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:18 PM
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22. I only need a second, you won't even know I'm there. |
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I laughed and let the guy buy me a beer.
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:19 PM
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23. You look like Andy Warhol |
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:25 PM
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I'm getting lost in your eyes.
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Sun Nov-07-04 06:59 PM
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25. You look like the Artistic type..... |
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which I guess meant someone who would fuck at the drop of a hat.
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Sun Nov-07-04 07:30 PM
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28. 'Are you looking for a boyfriend?' he said, before |
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he left with somebody else!
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Sun Nov-07-04 08:35 PM
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Are you trying to hurt my feelings {{bitch slap}}
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Sun Nov-07-04 07:40 PM
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29. "What's life like as a ball-less wonder?" |
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Sun Nov-07-04 08:19 PM
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30. I never use pickup lines anymore |
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Just being friendly gets me in the sack more often
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Sun Nov-07-04 08:33 PM
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31. As I was smoking dope in the alley behind the bar (approx 1977) |
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with a buddy.
She came out of the bar & I offered her a toke. She said something like this:
"If you take me home and get me really high I'll fuck you senseless."
Romantic? No.
Did it work? Yes
Was I senseless? You have no idea.
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Sun Nov-07-04 09:51 PM
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33. "Those must be astronaut pants you have on... |
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"...because that ass of yours is out of this world."
I used this line as a joke on a girl I had known a long time.
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Sun Nov-07-04 09:54 PM
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34. ahem "You got that whole buddy holly thing going on." |
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"How can I get these pants off ya?"
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:06 AM
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39. i get that buddy holly one all the time too! |
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Sun Nov-07-04 09:58 PM
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HER: "Hey, you wanna eat my box?" ME: "NO...." HER: "But, it's my birthday!" ME: "Still, no."
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Sun Nov-07-04 09:58 PM
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36. You shoulda tried for some money |
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Sun Nov-07-04 10:03 PM
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Seriously, then he leaned over and stuck his tongue in my ear. After I quit gaggin I asked him WTF? And then clueless Joe asks "Want to go out to my car" And my answer was "NOOOOOO!!!"
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:12 AM
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40. "Are you working for Osama Bin Ladin? Cause you're dangerously cute." |
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:15 AM
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41. "Can I try you on for size" |
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I had a guy try that one on me one time.
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:17 AM
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43. You were so cute the way you nervously threw up when I looked at you |
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Would you like to go to dinner?
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:20 AM
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44. "Some guys are afraid of calico cats... But I like to make them PURRRR." |
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:40 AM
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45. "I've always wanted to date a young Asian girl ..." |
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"Just to see what it's like, you understand."
Yup -- misogyny, racism, and ageism -- the trifecta!
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Mon Nov-08-04 01:07 AM
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Mon Nov-08-04 12:57 AM
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46. "Using this doll, show me where you want me to touch you." |
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Mon Nov-08-04 01:01 AM
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47. I like peanut butter. Wanna f**k? |
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Mon Nov-08-04 01:13 AM
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49. "This is my penis - you like?" |
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Honest to Goddess! LOL
And he pulled out his penis for me to see!
Ah I love a subtle man!
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