LostInAnomie
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:09 PM
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| I have a sick problem that I MUST confess on DU. |
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I can't hide it any longer!
Nothing, and I mean nothing is more gratifying to me than watching Maury Povich paternity shows. Especially, the shows where the mother has no idea what so ever who the father could be. It fills the empty void that is in my life to hear the mother say "He has to be the father! He's the only man I have ever been with!" only to turn out that he is not and neither are the other 20 guys that she had been with that month are either.
I'm not sexist though. I also love it when the men come on and accuse the woman of being a "slutty, whore, tramp!" only to find out that they are the father and then try to play nice.
Someone help me. I'm obsessed.
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| madinmaryland
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:11 PM
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| 1. Sounds like my ex-wife, |
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Four years after we divorced, she got pregnant. It took her until the child was one to figure out who the father was.
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| underpants
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:11 PM
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| 2. You are close to but not quite at the lowest of the lows |
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That would be Jenny Jones especially the 13 year olds who claim men buy them things for nothing-one of them listed cigarettes as one of the things men buy for her.
Maury is close but not quite there.
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| Worst Username Ever
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:11 PM
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the results come back and the guy just adamantly denies them? Just says they are wrong, period. Love it.
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| Bluzmann57
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:12 PM
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| 4. I'm sorry, there just isn't any hope for you |
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Although admitting to a problem is the first step toward recovery. Please don't say you watch 'Rasslin too.
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| LuCifer
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:17 PM
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| 6. every once in a blue moon... |
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...when playing channel-roulette, I land on WWF or whatever the shit's called, and I'll watch it for like 10 minutes just to see how BAD it is! Ok, and the women in bikinis is a big plus! Ok, it's THE reason!
Lu
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| JVS
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:13 PM
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| 5. I love when the guy finds out he's not the father and acts like he won... |
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the Nobel prize in the field of not being the father.
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| redqueen
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Wed Nov-10-04 06:25 PM
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Stupid jerks... world's full of em. (That includes the moms, too.)
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| bacchant
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Wed Nov-10-04 05:25 PM
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| 7. Yeah, it's usually some pretty funny shit, at least until |
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they show a shot of the sweet little baby or kid backstage. Your heart sinks because you know, from watching the parents, the poor thing is doomed.
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