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Sun Nov-14-04 07:38 PM
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I wanted to start a 'write an ode to something' thread |
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but it turns out that odes are *by definition* really long, and often tough to wade through in all their crapulence. So instead I'm suggesting a "write a limerick to something" thread. Here's mine:
Scavery is my obsession, and here is another confession: Though I say it a lot, Its meaning is naught but some dump site attendant's direction.
And yeah, yer DAMNED right - I takes my poetic license where I likes.
:D
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:05 PM
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1. I think you should write and ode to Skinner to kick off |
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your "cult to Skinner" forum. It could be in lieu of an actual mission statement!
And, call him "Bulldog" in your ode - he'll know what you mean! :7
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:08 PM
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2. of course he'll know what I mean |
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omniscience, remember? Forgive her, Skinner, for she knows not what she types. :P
Psssssssssssst! Wanna jack a poetry thread? :7
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:11 PM
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:10 PM
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the once was a kitty called "chatte" who pudding wrestled enemies to the mat she'd give em a shove snarling "'ad enough luv?" as she'd hand them an arse in a hat
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:14 PM
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:28 PM
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6. There once was a total arsehat |
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who made decisions about this and that he stole an election from Gore then started a war and fucked up the world with his huge spat.
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:32 PM
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8. There one was a gent wore an arse-hat. |
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Fashionistas all said it was "all that." But his girl disagreed and dismounted that steed to find one who'd service her laid flat. ;-)
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Sun Nov-14-04 09:01 PM
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10. That was, shall we say, brilliant! |
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Too bad Miss French Kitty isn't here to enjoy it, but she'll be back!
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Sun Nov-14-04 09:02 PM
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i saw it I'm stepping out now!
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Sun Nov-14-04 09:04 PM
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12. Cold out - better wear a hat! |
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:31 PM
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7. How about an ode to placebo? |
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Sun Nov-14-04 08:43 PM
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9. There once was a hypnotic toad |
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thought by some to be a complete choad but to those in the know he was brilliant, and so fuck them and the horses they rode!
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Sun Nov-14-04 09:05 PM
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(short and to the point verson) by Adam Sandler:
Piece of shit car I got a piece of shit car That fuckin' pile of shit Never gets me very far
My car's a big piece of shit 'Cause the shocks are fucking shot And my seatbelt's fucking broken I got to tie it in a knot
I can't see through the windshield 'Cause it's got a big fucking' crack And the interior smells real bad 'Cause my friend puked in the back
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