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Wed Sep-17-03 04:28 PM
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General Discussion Haiku thread |
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Your candidate sucks. Dean/Clark/Kerry can't beat Bush. Oh, and you suck, too.
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:32 PM
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shit splat on my face came from the candidate threads where's my hazmat suit
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:32 PM
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if Clark a devil and Deanyboppers are poo will Bush win in end?
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:33 PM
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Who do you support Dennis Kucinich or Bush Please don't say I suck
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:34 PM
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Rumors everywhere Candidates all have their flaws But it's fun to flame.
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:35 PM
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You must vote Dem or You are a Bush enabler I hate Lieberman
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:37 PM
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i watched CNN i saw a chimp in a suit boy, was he stupid
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:37 PM
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here with threads that bash the one Dem who'll unite us.
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:40 PM
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Sweet life for Ahnuld American dream he beams There he is - egg him!
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:42 PM
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Laughing my ass off! A most appropriate theme For GD's spew-fest.
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:46 PM
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Only Dean can win Clark is a Republican Only Dean can win
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:48 PM
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Sharpton is the man No wait I meant Howard Dean watch the shit take flight
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:49 PM
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Wesley Clark fights wars for fun As we freep ourselves
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:51 PM
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Let's Reelect Bush Well he's had a few failures Five hundred billion
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:51 PM
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How did the song go? "Gloom despair and agony" Draft Junior Samples.
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Wed Sep-17-03 04:55 PM
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15. Always Use Protection |
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Going to GD... Need my welding goggles and Flame-retardant shorts
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:05 PM
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16. Unconnected thoughts - GD |
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It gives me a twitch Can we all just get along? Feel like Rodney King...
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:07 PM
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Your guy ain't for Shit. My candidate is God-like While we fight, Bush wins.
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:17 PM
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Lieberman for Prez?! I'll bet you are a Freeper Only Clark can win
Arnold is a jerk I wish I had his money Hasta la vista
Texas Democrats Delayed redistricting fight But all was for naught
Bush should understand Hanging Cheney out to dry Could take a long time
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:22 PM
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19. George Thorogood sez: |
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My guy is red hot Your guy ain't doodle-y squat Snow falls on cedars.
(OK that last part is to qualify it as a seasonal haiku.)
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:23 PM
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It makes a beautiful light Crispy critters...mmm ;-)
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:34 PM
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21. ding ding ding!!!--we have a winner! |
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There are a lot of good ones, but this one has me LMAO. :hi:
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Thu Sep-18-03 06:46 AM
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I'll take what's behind door #3.
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:48 PM
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22. Three, plus one for us Lounge Lizards! |
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Edited on Wed Sep-17-03 05:58 PM by blondeatlast
Vile acrimony. Proceed with caution, Avoid religion.*
*as a topic.
Dean appears God-like, Cannot hate Kerry either. Just who is this Clark?
WMD, BBV, God-- Fear lives in the GDF. Can we work it out?
On edit: I'm a purist from my teaching days; I promise not to correct since this is, after all, the Lounge.
Masturbatoryaks, Naked before glowing screen, Unseen Lounge Lizards.
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:53 PM
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what is a haiku? i've been trying to find out, but to no avail.
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Wed Sep-17-03 05:57 PM
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Wed Sep-17-03 06:19 PM
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25. "General Discussion Haiku thread" |
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Quick to lose focus, are these candidate bashers. We must oust the shrub
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Wed Sep-17-03 07:35 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-17-03 07:36 PM by blondeatlast
Thread dies early eve, Kicked for night DU crawlers, Make your moms proud!
:kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick: :kick:
On edit: 5, 7, 5; get it?
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Wed Sep-17-03 08:16 PM
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Clark is very great. Dean is unelectable. Kucinich is too.
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Wed Sep-17-03 08:19 PM
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Kucinich kicks ass. NO, HE DOESN'T!!! HE BLOWS CHUNKS!!! DEAN SUCKS!!... YOUR GUY SUCKS!!!
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Wed Sep-17-03 08:34 PM
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Skull and bones Kerry come on to that acid yet? I am paranoid :scared:
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Wed Sep-17-03 08:56 PM
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30. Technically, these are senryu. |
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There's some who believe That the flame's more important Than is the knowledge.
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Thu Sep-18-03 06:25 AM
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anyone has asked this but what is a freeper? :evilgrin:
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Thu Sep-18-03 10:35 AM
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What's a senryu? Is it something like haiku? My poetry sucks.
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Sat Sep-20-03 01:24 PM
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"Haiku" always has the mention of a season; elsewise, "Senryu."
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Thu Sep-18-03 10:30 AM
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33. The Freepers Must Laugh |
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Disruptive Parade Pissers Killing Momentum
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Don't Get Too Attached Your Guy May Drop Out Next Week Then You'll Eat Your Words
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Thu Sep-18-03 10:36 AM
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GD feels the Burn. It is the Flames burning things. Take refuge in Lounge.
hehe
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Sat Sep-20-03 12:15 PM
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Sat Sep-20-03 01:44 PM
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Candidates' foreskins wafting coupled with the breeze Godzilla spews bile.
You are dealing with the creator of Cyber-Splat Haiku here!
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Sat Sep-20-03 01:54 PM
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I was a newbie. You were my first flame. Who cares what you think?
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