why change my name? and, what kind of penalties are involved?

[lil-petunia]

The mind boggles.

Could it be something devastating like listening to John Ashcroft sing for hours on end? Or something even more dastardly?

[MatrixEscape]

1. No biggie ...

Penalties:

1) Twelve hours on the rack while Ashcroft tape plays.

2) Two days of non-stop Bush campaign videos with your eyes forced open, ala Clockwork Orange.

3) Mandatory dog crap icon for four weeks.

It's just child's play! It will be over before you know it. It's just preparation for the Newer Cruelty of the Bush Regime, yet to come.

[lil-petunia]

2. ARGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHGHG! ! ! Stop it, the pain, the pain!