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Wed Sep-17-03 10:05 PM
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How many Freepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? |
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:08 PM
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1. 1 to do it, 9000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 |
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...to blame bill clinton's penis for it burning out in the first place.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:10 PM
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One to screw in the new bulb, one to throw the switch, and 6 to ride their 'lectrik generatin' bikes fast enough to create 80 Watts.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:15 PM
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Edited on Wed Sep-17-03 10:19 PM by Ohio Dem
2 to actually do the screwing in of the bulb. (One, to their credit, holds the ladder.)
12 to post threads claiming the bulb screwers are heroes and bashing liberals for not wanting any light.
13 to post threads bashing liberals for using the freepers' shitter while the two smart freepers changed the bulb.
10 to post threads claiming that Osama and Saddam blew out the original bulb. With the help of Democrats, of course.
Edited twice because I seem to have a typing malfunction in my brain. Damn freepers.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:16 PM
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:18 PM
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:19 PM
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Freepers can't see the light, anyway.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:22 PM
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They're still trying to figure out how to get inside the bulb! :evilgrin:
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:23 PM
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8. 2, one to screw in the light bulb |
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and one to guard the port-a-potty.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:39 PM
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16. I'm glad we haven't forgotten about their port-a-potty. |
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God, they loved that shitter.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:27 PM
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1 To Blame Clinton for not anticipating the light burning out 1 To Blame Clinton for not having the replacement bulb ready 1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder ready 1 To Blame Clinton for not having the ladder set up 1 To Blame Clinton for not telling them to flick the light swtich ON since the bulb was working anyway.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:36 PM
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14. I think we have a winner. |
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That's funny. I'm actually LOL right now.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:30 PM
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they expect Jaysus to do it
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:31 PM
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11. they wouldn't screw it in |
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:31 PM
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One buys a new lightbulb from Halliburton for three million dollars. The second takes the old lightbulb over to Social Security Administration.
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:32 PM
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:38 PM
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15. Yeah, that's pretty funny, too. |
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Wed Sep-17-03 10:52 PM
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17. KICK! I really like this thread. |
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Come on evilDUers! Finish the joke! I love all the responses so far, as they remind us of who we're really fighting against. (Hint: It's not the other Democratic candidates. It's the fucking Republicans. You have to admit, that was a pretty good hint.)
Make fun of the freepers! Do it here!
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