This year's sign that the Apocalypse is upon us (or SHOULD be).

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

The local mall is offering a WAKE-UP CALL SERVICE. You can call and tell them what time you want to get up tomorrow, in order to make it to their sales, and they will give you a wake-up call. I'm told that a customer suggested this. I can just imagine the thought process:

Our kids die every day in Iraq, people are hungry, children who need to see a doctor can't, and high school graduates can't read their diplomas.

What should get my attention this year? Hmm..... :think:

I know! THE SALES AT THE MALL! But what if I'm not first in line? I'l get the mall to give me a WAKE-UP CALL!!!

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[eleonora]

1. what a crazy country

anything for a buck

[Gryffindor_Bookworm]

2. I swear to God, it makes me wonder whether the mall would

set up an oral-sex service for customers who promise to spend $400 or something.

Really. I bet some of them would. Seriously.

[MatrixEscape]

3. For all the "stuff" ...

this culture is going conceptually bankrupt very rapidly.

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. Target is offering recorded wakeup calls

You can get them from Darth Vader, a Storm Trooper, Ice-T, all kinds of stuff.

Guess they didn't have enough people fighting over DVD players last year.

[Kire]

5. if you want one, go here:

http://www.target.com/wakeup

you can listen to who you want, too

Cheech Marin, Heidi Klum, Dennis the Chicken (WTF?)

my favorite is 'Heartbreaker' who says "I Ache to Wake You"