clydefrand
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:11 PM
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CDC Alert! ;-) Take heed. Protect yourself. |
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The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").
Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease. Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: · Anti-social personality disorder traits
· Delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor
· Chronic mangling of the English language
· Extreme cognitive dissonance
· Inability to incorporate new information
· Pronounced xenophobia
· Inability to accept responsibility for actions
· Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado
· Ignorance of geography and history; indeed, pride in not being knowledgeable about certain subjects
· Tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies
· A strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
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Jo March
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:12 PM
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1. LOL! That is too funny! |
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I like "Exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado"
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MadAsHellNewYorker
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:14 PM
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2. haha, thanks, i needed that today! n/t |
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Tue Nov-30-04 01:49 PM
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'cause it's really funny!
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