Catch22Dem
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Thu Sep-25-03 05:32 PM
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My friend sent me an e-mail today and said he almost gagged when he walked into the bathroom at work and saw a guy (he called him "Mullet Boy") at the urinal, hands on his hips, pants pulled way down, head leaning against the wall, farting audibly. He said he was sure the guy probably voted for Bush.
The story inspired the following Haiku:
see the mullet boy busting ass as he pisses another Bush vote
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arcane1
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Thu Sep-25-03 05:34 PM
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1. you should send this to Mark Morford |
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for his somewhat-weekly "Mullet Haiku" feature
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alphafemale
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Thu Sep-25-03 05:37 PM
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2. I can't believe I laughed at that...but I did |
RobertSeattle
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Thu Sep-25-03 05:47 PM
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3. We neen more Haiku at DU |
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Here's a quick stab:
Bwawk Bwawk Chickenhawk Had your chance but had you balked You are just all talk.
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Padraig18
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Thu Sep-25-03 05:48 PM
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GoddessOfGuinness
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Thu Sep-25-03 06:24 PM
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What do you want NOW? Eighty-seven billion bucks!?!?!?! Here...have a pretzel.
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KamaAina
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Thu Sep-25-03 06:41 PM
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Free Republic's down Maybe I'll check out DU... What is that tombstone?
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