NaMeaHou
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Fri Sep-26-03 09:19 PM
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ALIEN CREATURES LEAVE MARKS ON HUMANS! |
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From the Nada News:
Reporter: Justly Seenomore
I was called out to a rural area in Nebraska with little to go on. There had been sporadic reports of people being bitten by creatures that left various marks and swollen areas on their bodies. I was determined to get to the bottom of it. Little did I know that I would not only tell the tale, I would become part of the story. It was a quiet area. Two gas stations and a mini mart open 24 hours. I got some gas from the two hot links, and filled up the car. The first person I spoke to was Ms. Biggumbottom. She had been in almost mortal combat for hours yesterday with the unknown creatures. To quote "I was sittin' on the sofa eatin' a cherry pie, not the whole pie, just a bit 'cause I'm on a diet, an' the next thing I know there was a terrible itchin' on my right side. I tried to smack'em, but all I done was hurt mah leg. It were gone like it KNEW I was going to smack'em. It weren't from Earth.
Updates later: this reporter has either been bitten, smitten, or smacked by a alien creature or Ms. BiggumBottom. Is there a doctor in the house?
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Fri Sep-26-03 09:24 PM
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Fri Sep-26-03 09:28 PM
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Aliens Pretzel Probed my pResident!
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Fri Sep-26-03 09:35 PM
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3. Update from Ms. Biggumbottom |
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"It were just like a pretzel. A twisted lookin' thang. Evil if I ever sawr it. It tried to probe me, I swear, butt I runned away. Evil pretzels is slow, real slow."
You heard it here first on the Sneeze Network - We Achoo For You.
updates provided as they occur.
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Fri Sep-26-03 09:37 PM
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5. We need hundreds of them |
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thousands, maybe. Call them out!
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