The Chipped-Toast on Beef of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Damn. Karl is stickin' it to me again! So he comes up with the CIA wife story and tells me to tell Cheney and Wolfowitz. Just a little harmless schoolyard stuff, he says. And 'Tell them to spread it around. Discredit that pompous son-of-a-bitch Wilson.' So, okay, I do. And what do you know? It blows up like a shit bomb! Damn. Now I ask Karl what do I do and he just says, 'How the f*ck do I know, Numbnuts?, it's your problem. I never heard of none of it.' Sometimes he almost makes me mad. Damn."

[GOPisEvil]

1. Mama never taught me how to button my shirts.

Geez; he looks horrible. He looks like *I* do when I play golf. I expect a little more from my head of state. :eyes:

[Richardo]

2. Just thank your higher power that we don't have to see those spandex

running pants again... :scared:

That was one of many many low points...along with the giant pit and belly stains when he golfs.



Great image there, dude.

[underpants]

3. W emerges from under the White House after looking for these "leaks"

"bounce:

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Who knew a Lost Weekend could last four years?

Hey, look! When Dubya crosses his smirk with his Mussolini frown, he turns into Charlton Heston! Neat trick, huh?

PS to Skip: Should a shit-eating grin now be called a chipped-beef-eating grin instead?

PPS to underpants: Don't you hate it when you hit the quotation mark key instead of the colon key? :bounce:

[cosmicdot]

5. W is pondering: Golf helps me to ponder about things ...

... really big things ... important things ... like ...

... if 'the wife' feels more comfortable around eastern European fashion ... as she 'charms' the world with children's books ... and, if the cram sessions on the plane over paid off so she looked educated and stuff ...



... if it'll look strange that suddenly Karl Rove is my travel companion ...



... if people will know that my hair was really this color all along ... or if they make fun of me not having any lips ... or if they think it's a disappearing act before their eyes ...

[hippiechick]

6. KKKarl really does look like the Bad Nazi in

The first Indiana Jones movie ... the one who melts ?!?!


:hippie:

[cosmicdot]

7. don't look ... close your eyes and look away ...

[skip fox]

8. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick: