ButterflyBlood
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:30 PM
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If Ann Coulter was in Playboy would it sell more or less than average? |
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Obviously the Freepers will buy them as soon as they hit the rack but any sane person wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole. The only place those pictures would belong is rotten.com
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:32 PM
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1. To see that ADAM'S APPLE? no thank you |
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:33 PM
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Any celeb issue sells far beyond the average stats. I'll never forget a boss I had while I was working at a bookstore slobber over the Nancy Sinatra issue. Nancy Sinatra, fer chrissakes! (I'd rather look at Sammy Davis, Jr. naked!).
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:34 PM
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3. she wouldnt make the cut |
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and i doubt many would buy it
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:35 PM
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4. Who'd want to jack off at a picture of her, anyway? |
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Lord knows how many men she's slept with.
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Ishkaboogl
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:39 PM
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12. you don't jack off to women who've slept with a lot of men? |
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what's wrong with porn stars? cuz that's pretty much how i view coulter. a peddler of porn. intellectual porn. at least if she did playboy, we'd see the porn that she's good at.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:36 PM
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Edited on Wed Jul-16-03 07:36 PM by Eddie Current
if you could see her penis or not.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:37 PM
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8. she gives men a bad name |
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but airbrushing can do wonders I hear
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Ishkaboogl
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:36 PM
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but trust you me, i wouldn't, um, do things to that picture that could be categorized as "respectful." anthrax annie might need a raincoat.
p.s. there aren't a lot of kids on the DU, are there?
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:36 PM
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7. More than average only because she is a "celebrity" |
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And considered by some to be reasonably attractive. Although God knows I wouldn't pay to see what lies beneath those slinky outfits she parades around in. She has the physique of a prisoner in a forced labor camp.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:39 PM
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9. Well, I really think... |
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That AnnDrew would be better suited for "Tranny Times", but barring that, I would think that simply posing in the buff would not be sufficient grounds. I do think that she would be better suited for a spread(*ahem*) in Penthouse.
One involving very large latex appliances forcefully rammed into very small places.
Sans lubricant.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:39 PM
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10. I would say more, -but then |
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aren't a great many of those Freeper types supposed to be 'godly and pure of body, mind & spirit?' Not every Freeper wife and mum is going to buy that, "but I'm only buying it for the good of the Republican party" line.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:39 PM
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11. that would be a fair bit of work to airbrush dudes uhhhhhhh.. |
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you know, crank! Or his he post-op?!?
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:41 PM
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13. Air brush no...Airless sprayer more likely.....n/t |
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:10 PM
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20. Too much air spraying between her ears already... |
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has removed all the brain tissue and replaced it with hot air.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:49 PM
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14. Is this really any better than the crap she writes? |
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She is a very attractive woman. If I actualy saw her on the cover of "Hustler", I would probably purchase it (for the 1st time in my life) out of curiousity.
She is a human being like you and me. Her ideas just really suck, and are probably transient (like Ariana Huffington) Ten bucks sez she'll "recant" in the next 2 years.
Love the sinner, uh.. love the sin :)
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:51 PM
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15. Actually I think shes kind of hot... |
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But then again, I'm gay, so.....
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:52 PM
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Truse me, I know. Bony legs, gangly, no boobs to speak of. Definitely not up to Playboy standards.
It's the long blonde hair (direct from a bottle) and a not-overly-hard-to-look-at face that is the attraction. Get her out of her clothes and she's a freakazoid. Same thing every time she opens her mouth. To speak, I mean.
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:54 PM
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17. Can't you just see her, lying on a flag, the US Const. draped over... |
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her body. God, help us that Hugh never gets so desperate!
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Wed Jul-16-03 07:55 PM
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Just the thought has me doing a cannonball into a tank of brain bleach.
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:06 PM
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That's a thought I could have lived without. Who freaking cares what she does anyway?
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After all, she committed treason when she disparaged Clinton when he was prez. The last legitimately elected prez. The last real prez.
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:23 PM
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But it would settle the matter of some rumors about her that float around here once for all, that's for sure.
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:35 PM
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22. Ann did win the hottest-pundette Playboy online poll |
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Wed Jul-16-03 08:53 PM
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23. and what do Freepers like to do to online polls? |
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:43 PM
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24. I always wanted to see what a size a4 looked like |
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:57 PM
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25. I dunno...but one thing for sure is that I will buy it |
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I will masturbate like a monkey
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Wed Jul-16-03 09:59 PM
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26. Man, I would cancel my subscription so fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Wed Jul-16-03 10:02 PM
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27. OK...I read the previous posts... |
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Now, my mind's eye is completely blind. I have also popped a few veins in my head.
I am going to lie down and read something fun, maybe a catechism or something. My brain needs a lot of rest after that.
You have all beaten me with the cavacade of mental images, oh Lord.... I hope I don't puke!
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