Caption Michael Jackso......I mean Maria Shriver.

[denverbill]

[qb]

1. aka Skeletor

She looks like a condom stretched over a skull.

[skip fox]

18. Nice. Sharp eye and well written.

:toast:

[chiburb]

2. "Under my thumb"

Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
Under my thumb
The girl who once pushed me around

It's down to me
The difference in the clothes she wears
Down to me, the change has come,
She's under my thumb

Ain't it the truth babe?

Under my thumb
The squirmin' dog who's just had her day
Under my thumb
A girl who has just changed her ways

It's down to me, yes it is
The way she does just what she's told
Down to me, the change has come
She's under my thumb
Ah, ah, say it's alright

[Aristus]

3. "I'll get you, He-Man!"

"I will be Master of the Universe!"

[manderley]

4. Crypt Keeper perhaps???

She kinda reminds me of the Crypt Kepper from the old series "Tales from the Crypt" Either way she's scary. Apparently back in the 70's the network she was working for told her to lose weight because was looking too fat on camera. I guess she went crazy with it cause look at her now....
Lara Flynn Boyle is looking better and better....

[qb]

17. I hope she's not using Ipecac

Remember Karen Carpenter.

[nannygoat]

5. She looks like a caricature of a real person! n/t

[denverbill]

6. I think maybe she and Arnold need to trade makeup artists too.

This really is an awful pic of her. She was pretty fair looking back in the day and still looks OK in some pics, but man, she looks horrible in this one.

[Terran]

7. Anorexia

The woman needs help, me thinks.

[noonwitch]

8. Not a caption, but I really hope she gets to be on top, for her sake

He could crush her.

[underpants]

9. Okay I apologize for this in advance but in that photo she looks like.....

The Predator.

[LynneSin]

10. She reminds me of what Princess Diana went through early in her marriage

This is going back a few decades, but early in her marriage, Princess Diana went through the whole eating disorder thing. All the pressure of being married to the future King of England, constantly being hounded by the press AND the fact that her husband wasn't exactly 'Mr. Faithful' put a toll on her life. I think the eating disorder of her choice was bulumia - binging & purging. Poor Princess Diana went through a horrible low self-esteem phase.

I see the same thing when I look at Maria Shriver - she is too extremely gaunt and I know that's not her normal weight. Maria was always a beautiful woman but I have a feeling she's going through the stress of being married to a womanizer who probably pressures her to maintain her weight.

The worse thing is they have daugthers, I feel sorry for those girls who are probably going through hell having Arnold as their father!


BTW - shouldn't she be smiling? I never see her smile anymore!

[bushisanidiot]

11. HOLY CRAP! SHE LOOKS LIKE ET!!

And I like her, but damn.. she needs to eat a little.

[latebloomer]

16. Ha! I posted that in another thread!

She DOES look like ET!! But in this pic she looks truly diabolical!

[Cat Atomic]

12. "Maria was busy toonite and coodn't make it", said Arnold, "but-

let's haff a big rownd uf applauze for hur skeleton!"

[Hubert Flottz]

13. "Meet My Vife Miz Musclemenchin!"

:evilgrin:

[sister_rosa_refried]

14. Good LORD!!!

She needs a buffett!


http://groups.yahoo.com/group/eat_something_maria/

[BiggJawn]

15. "I'm so glad he won. I didn't need to hide any bruises this morning..."

EOM

[cosmicdot]

19. Hope they get back to the crypt before sunrise

they're freaking me

[latebloomer]

20. man, that is scary!

Especially Mama!

[jab105]

24. these kennedy women....

REALLY need to learn how to eat!!

Its fine to watch your weight, but so many of them seem to have real weight problems...

I can't make fun, its a sickness, I just hope that they can get over this skinny "ideal", such as it is...

[nini]

25. Holy Crap.. is that real of Eunice?

Jesus Christ.. I'm gonna barf.

[cosmicdot]

21. scientists are taking another look at Reptilian theories ...

[Lady Freedom]

22. Cap.} As Gov. I will make my wife eat more hamburgers

I think they need to make it doble cheeseburgers!

[Elidor]

23. She's what Tom Wolfe referred to as a Social X-Ray

A particular variant of the Trophy Wife. I feel too much pity to mock her appearance. How many years has it been since this woman smiled?

[CatWoman]

26. ack

[peekaloo]

27. Love means never having to say you're hungry.

:scared:

[scarlet_owl]

28. That poor thing.

I feel so bad for her. I hope she gets some help because she seriously needs it.

[11 Bravo]

29. Maybe if I put on a few pounds...

he'd grope me too.