LynneSin
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:24 AM
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I don't believe in the death penalty but for double parkers.... |
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Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 10:24 AM by LynneSin
...I'll make an exception
I drive through a small residential area to get to work and while driving this morning I encountered a fucking double parker. Enough problems with the fact that there is snow everywhere now I have to squeeze past this idiot double parker who can't be bothered to pull his car along the many open spaces along the curb.
If I had an Uzi attached to my car that fucker would have been dead - blocking up the road and making it riskiers for others to drive by!
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NewJeffCT
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:28 AM
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1. I'd make exceptions for... |
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Those folks that bring 13 items into the 12 item or less express checkout lane. Or, the senior couple that divides their 25 item order into 12 and 13 item checkouts.
Or, the folks that insist on paying by check in the lane clearly marked "CASH ONLY"...
Only happens when I'm in a hurry, of course.
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LynneSin
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:30 AM
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4. Yeah you can add those to the list too |
Drifter
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:28 AM
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2. Well ... at least you're not bitter |
7th_Sephiroth
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:30 AM
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3. yesterday a 900lb woman in a jeep liberty |
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talking on a cell phone entering my neighborhood took the opposite lane (its a wide mouthed 2 lane street, its so wide so people can turn safely) the took the "exit" side of the street at a perfect 45 degree angle, and if i left my house exactly one second earlier, she would have ripped the front end and the IMMACULATE 22R engine out of my toyota
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3lefts
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Tue Mar-01-05 10:32 AM
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5. Everyone in South Philadelphia would be dead... |
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and the triple parkers would be dead twice!
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