What Is Karl Rove NOT Responsible For?

[Placebo]

Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say...Karl Rove did not kill Lincoln...but I have no definitive proof that he didnt...just a gut feeling.

[Cadence]

1. I don't think he was involved in the firing of

Omarosa. :shrug:

[Bunny]

2. Well, I flunked my driver's test the first time I took it, in 1975.

I didn't see Rove anywhere at the testing site, but then again, if he really was involved, he would have made damn sure I didn't see him. Right?

[Tektonik]

3. He's not responsible for Oasis

But I could be wrong :shrug:

[Cuban_Liberal]

4. Bunny farts.

I know he's not responsible for bunny farts.

;)

[Tektonik]

5. But is he responsible for dog farts?

hmmm

[Cuban_Liberal]

9. That's a possibility

:P

[Placebo]

12. No, just monkey farts.

[Bunny]

13. MY farts??????

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[benburch]

6. Rove certainly didn't create HIV.

He just made things easier for it.

[Tektonik]

11. Didn't one of the ancestors of the chimp in chief cause AIDS?

:shrug:

[Borgnine]

7. I don't think he broke the Beatles up.

But then... have you ever seen Yoko Ono and Karl Rove in the same room at the same time?

[sasquatch]

8. I don't think he's responsible for firing Sparky Anderson from the-

Cincinnati Reds but I wasn't there to witness it.
:shrug:

[Placebo]

10. I just have to say, Karl Rove WAS...

responsible for the cancellation of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE

I just know he was.

[Tektonik]

14. I thought the PTC was responsible for that.

Finally L. Brent Bozell did somehting useful :P

[arwalden]

15. His Oldest Child?

[ChoralScholar]

16. He did not play the guitar on

Damn Yankees 1990 Self-Titled Album



Oh wait... that was Ted Nugent... almost as bad...

[ChoralScholar]

17. Yes, I do provide thread extermination services for a nominal charge. EOM