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Tue Mar-01-05 06:22 PM
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You're Stranded on A Deserted Island with Anne Coulter |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:23 PM
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1. I use her to make a Lean-To. |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:52 PM
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19. There isn't enough of her................ |
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there might be enough bones and skin, to tan and dry, so you could form some sort of basic parasol to keep the sun off. A lean-to? No way, she's like a skeleton. Probably has some sort of eating disorder to compliment her mental disorder.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:23 PM
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:24 PM
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3. do spiritual practices |
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from the world's spiritual traditions-she'd either go mad or finally realize the Truth.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:24 PM
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4. By the second day, I would... |
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be stranded on a deserted island by myself.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:24 PM
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Fish will eat all kinds of shit.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:24 PM
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6. Cannabalism may be justified |
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in this extreme situation. Unfortunately, you would probably just get a lot of bones and not much meat. Bones are good for soup.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:24 PM
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7. Make sure sHe understands the shave cream and razor are mine! |
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Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 06:25 PM by HereSince1628
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:26 PM
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8. Kill her and take her land? (nt) |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:26 PM
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9. Inflate her ego a bit more and fly off the island |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:26 PM
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10. Make a horn out of her adam's apple |
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Edited on Tue Mar-01-05 06:27 PM by Seabiscuit
So I could call for help.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:27 PM
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and use the skin for shade.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:27 PM
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12. Cut myself and swim toward the sharks |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:30 PM
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13. Get the only thing that guarantees five minutes of silence. |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:31 PM
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14. Convert her to Liberalism |
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Or use her as shark bait.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:32 PM
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i'd probably hit it and then maybe consume her flesh.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:35 PM
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16. Make some potion out of coconut milk |
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that would turn her into a hot liberal gay guy.
Hey! If The Professor can make all that crap, I can too!
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:38 PM
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17. With any luck, camcorders would be... |
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... waterproof. Videotaping such an encounter would provide endless entertainment for millions later. :P It would also be instructive for the right to see her reduced to a blubbering fool in the absence of its adulation, limo service and booze for more than 12 hours. :P
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:39 PM
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18. not enough meat on her to eat... |
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so I'd use her for bait to attract something heftier, like a seagull.
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:54 PM
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20. I hope I have a copy of "The Joy of Individual Sex". n/t |
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Tue Mar-01-05 06:57 PM
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21. She's probably tough and stringy, so I would braise |
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