GOPisEvil and I are getting married at MATCOM's house

[yvr girl]

Who wants to be my bridesmaid?

...I'm a little afraid though...what do you think those Boston boys are going to do to David at the bachelor party?

[matcom]

1. not possible

my house is ONLY for gay couples

[yvr girl]

2. We're gay in 1890's sense of the word - does that help?

He was going to be staying there anyway. Don't be mean. Consider it a way to improve US/Canada relations.

[GOPisEvil]

3. Heterophobe!

x(

[GalleryGod]

4. 'Candlesticks are always nice-let's get TWO!" Robert Wuhl

in the classic, Bull Durham :bounce:

[sparky_in_ma]

5. What?

After I fought a duel for you! It's the beautiful ones who are always the most treacherous.;(

[yvr girl]

6. Don't worry, sweetie

I was planning on breaking his heart and taking him for all he's worth in a few weeks time.

[sparky_in_ma]

7. LMAO

Yup...it's always the beautiful, witty, intelligent ones that are the most treacherous.:loveya:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Sure...laugh at my future pain!

If she'll do it to me, she'll do it to you.

[sparky_in_ma]

9. I know :(

I've been there, done that, got the tee shirt.:( They toss us aside like non-recycled waste.

[yvr girl]

10. Oh, baby - I promise it will be fun while it lasts

Anytime. Anyplace. I promise.

[GOPisEvil]

11. So, I'll still be happy while I'm sitting in my empty house?

Just trying to plan ahead. :-)

[yvr girl]

12. What house?

You'll have to sell that. You can keep your furniture though...except for your bed...I'll be sentimental about that.

[GOPisEvil]

15. I figured you'd leave me alone in my house right as it's foreclosed.

That would be another twist of the knife.

[yvr girl]

17. I'm not vindictive

Just mercenary.

[GOPisEvil]

19. Ahhh...I'll still be able to speak somewhat kindly of you after we divorce

[yvr girl]

21. Well, I sure hope so...I want you to have fond memories.

We can even 'celebrate' our anniversary every year, if you want.

[GOPisEvil]

22. Sure...it will be a reminder of happier times as I wallow in misery.

[yvr girl]

30. No baby, I'll be like a good luck charm

Your heart will grow stronger from the bruise - and then you'll flourish.

[sparky_in_ma]

20. Does this mean when you tire

of me, I also lose my house? :scared:

[yvr girl]

24. It would only be fair...

Can you send me some pics please.

I make you the same promises though.

[sparky_in_ma]

26. An honest woman

I like that. I will send pics. If Mr. Evil wants, he and I could rent a place together to save money, since you'll have it all.

I think you'll make a lovely ex-wife.:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

28. We can drink cheap booze and reminisce.

[sparky_in_ma]

32. Stare at her picture over the fireplace

and toss the glasses into it. God...I miss her.

[GOPisEvil]

34. She was the best!

There will never be another like her. :cry:

[yvr girl]

36. Damn straight

[sparky_in_ma]

37. *sob*

She was a jewel, the shining star in my life.:cry:

[yvr girl]

39. Is one of you going to be able to introduce me to my next, next husband?

I like to plan ahead.

[GOPisEvil]

40. I have a couple of single friends.

One even owns a house.

[yvr girl]

42. That will be good for a start

Is he as wonderful and charming and funny as you are? I have standards.

[sparky_in_ma]

46. My roommate

needs a nice girl. He's a lawyer so he can do all our divorces.

[yvr girl]

48. But does he own a house?

Maybe I'll just have a fling with him and get him hopelessly under my spell.

[sparky_in_ma]

50. He rents from me

while he's losing his house.:evilgrin:

[yvr girl]

51. Definitely only fling material

I only need to make him adore me for free legal advise.

[sparky_in_ma]

52. Damn, I miss you already n/t

[yvr girl]

31. I do my best.

:*

[Zomby Woof]

13. You may want to reconsider

Perhaps.

[Tektonik]

14. Can I get married with an alternate personality that is male?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

16. Could I be a sort of androgynous Best Bride's Person?

or something like that... :D

[yvr girl]

18. That would be cool

And don't worry. No taffeta meringue dress. Just something polished looking.

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Can I be the flower girl? I have experience!

So what if I'm a little old..... :silly:

[yvr girl]

25. Sure, I'd like that

I'm not going to judge you because of your advanced age. You can do cute and precocious can't you?

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. I sure can!

:7

LOL

[yvr girl]

33. I knew you could

Start practicing tossing petals.

[VOX]

27. I've seen that house! It's tiny and day-glo green, and a little smiley man

climbs up and down it, revealing his bottom repeatedly as he goes! :)

So, you're getting married there? :thumbsup:

[Skittles]

35. YOU CAN'T TAKE DAVID AWAY FROM ME

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS

[yvr girl]

38. I have 4 older brothers

who thought nothing was more fun than to practice their martial on their baby sister. I'm not afraid.

[Skittles]

41. I grew up with FIVE brothers!

so there! :D

[yvr girl]

43. But mine were particularly cruel

Tied me up to a pole, stuffed my mouth with a dirty hockey sock and called it babysitting.

[Skittles]

44. my brothers let me play baseball with them

they said I could be first base - told me to lay down and I was LITERALLY first base. After I got run over a few times I went running to my dad and he kicked some brother butt. HEY I was only SIX. :o

[yvr girl]

45. When I was six my brothers were picking on me during a car trip

...cut to near the end of the story. They were lined up along the car, my dad had his belt off...you know where this story goes.

They got back in, and I quietly mocked them under my breath. My mother pulled me into the front seat to avoid mayhem.

[Skittles]

47. LOL - I did that quiet mocking several times!

I know exactly what you mean! :D

[yvr girl]

49. The precious little one dressed in pink

is never guilty. I worked it.

[Skittles]

53. yup - I could pull off the sweet act

check me out!