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Thu Mar-03-05 02:24 PM
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Insert the phrase, "In my pants" into a math problem of your choice |
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:25 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:26 PM
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2. The second derivative of x-squared is |
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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3. Gaviola caustic test in my pants: |
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My understanding is that Francis derived the test from the Gaviola caustic test, and initially used the caustic math to work the test in my pants. The first Francis test used an X/Y stage, and did move in two dimensions, the same as the caustic test does. The second Francis test, which we call the LWT, simplified things further to one dimension of movement in my pants.
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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OK, can somebody differentiate "inmypants" with respect to x?
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:57 PM
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Inmypants is a constant with respect, therefore, its derivative is 0 :)
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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5. c squared = a squared + b squared in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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6. a squared + b squared = p in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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7. y = mx + b(in my pants) |
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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8. Prove that, if a, b, c, and d are integers, |
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the product (a-b)(a-c)(a-d)(b-c)(b-d)(c-d) is divisible by 12 in my pants.
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:29 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:30 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:31 PM
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11. A train leaves Chicago in my pants... |
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travelling at 60 miles per hour towards St. Louis. At 20 miles from St. Louis it begins to decelerate at a negative acceleration of 15 mph/hr. St. Louis is 270 miles from Chicago. How long will it be before my pants reach St. Louis?
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Thu Mar-03-05 02:37 PM
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xin my pants + yin my pants = zin my pants
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:00 PM
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Reynolds number = product of density in my pants, velocity, and diameter divided by viscosity
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:08 PM
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14. The square of they hypotenuse is equal to the sums in my pants. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:11 PM
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15. E=mc in my pants squared |
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:11 PM
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16. The Perimeter of a Circle |
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Edited on Thu Mar-03-05 03:12 PM by GiovanniC
Is equal to pi in my pants squared.
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:13 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:46 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:55 PM
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25. More BAD than GENIUS, sadly... |
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Took me a good 45 minutes to think of it!
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Thu Mar-03-05 09:15 PM
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29. giving away your secrets |
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:17 PM
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18. 3.14159265 = pi in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:21 PM
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19. An Obtuse angel, in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 03:24 PM
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20. A Fourier transform in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:49 PM
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22. 2 to the power of 3 = 8 in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:51 PM
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23. Delta [in my pants] = 6 |
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:54 PM
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24. Force = Acceleration x Mass in my pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:59 PM
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of e^x = f(u^n) in my pants! (I can't believe no one has done this yet! Has no one seen this joke?!)
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:59 PM
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28. The Laplace transform of my pants = |
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Thu Mar-03-05 09:17 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 09:17 PM
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31. Towers of Hanoi In My Pants |
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Thu Mar-03-05 10:19 PM
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32. The integral of a logistic curve |
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is 1/(1+Ae^kt)+C in my pants.
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