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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:24 PM
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Insert the phrase, "In my pants" into a math problem of your choice
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:25 PM
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1. e=mc2 in my pants
:shrug:
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GOPBasher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:26 PM
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2. The second derivative of x-squared is
2 in my pants.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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3. Gaviola caustic test in my pants:
My understanding is that Francis derived the test from the Gaviola
caustic test, and initially used the caustic math to work the test in my pants. The first Francis test used an X/Y stage, and did move in two dimensions, the same as the caustic test does. The second
Francis test, which we call the LWT, simplified things further to one
dimension of movement in my pants.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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4. d"inmypants"/dx =
OK, can somebody differentiate "inmypants" with respect to x?
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:57 PM
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26. Easy cheesy
Inmypants is a constant with respect, therefore, its derivative is 0 :)
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:27 PM
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5. c squared = a squared + b squared in my pants
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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6. a squared + b squared = p in my pants
i'm a dork
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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7. y = mx + b(in my pants)
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:28 PM
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8. Prove that, if a, b, c, and d are integers,
the product (a-b)(a-c)(a-d)(b-c)(b-d)(c-d) is divisible by 12 in my pants.
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:29 PM
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9. 23 * 3 = in my pants
like that?
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:30 PM
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10. 2+7 = in my pants
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:31 PM
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11. A train leaves Chicago in my pants...
travelling at 60 miles per hour towards St. Louis. At 20 miles from St. Louis it begins to decelerate at a negative acceleration of 15 mph/hr. St. Louis is 270 miles from Chicago. How long will it be before my pants reach St. Louis?
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 02:37 PM
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12. Heh.
xin my pants + yin my pants = zin my pants
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:00 PM
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13. Fluid dynamics!
Reynolds number = product of density in my pants, velocity, and diameter divided by viscosity
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Worst Username Ever Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:08 PM
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14. The square of they hypotenuse is equal to the sums in my pants.
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bobthedrummer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:11 PM
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15. E=mc in my pants squared
faster than light/ftl...
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GiovanniC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:11 PM
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16. The Perimeter of a Circle
Edited on Thu Mar-03-05 03:12 PM by GiovanniC
Is equal to pi in my pants squared.

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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:13 PM
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17. LOCKING
No SIX threads!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:46 PM
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21. wow, that's bad
but genius
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:55 PM
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25. More BAD than GENIUS, sadly...
Took me a good 45 minutes to think of it!
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 09:15 PM
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29. giving away your secrets
that's really bad
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:17 PM
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18. 3.14159265 = pi in my pants
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Cush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:21 PM
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19. An Obtuse angel, in my pants
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 03:24 PM
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20. A Fourier transform in my pants
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:49 PM
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22. 2 to the power of 3 = 8 in my pants
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:51 PM
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23. Delta [in my pants] = 6
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Bok_Tukalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:54 PM
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24. Force = Acceleration x Mass in my pants
<eom>
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:59 PM
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27. The integral
of e^x = f(u^n) in my pants! (I can't believe no one has done this yet! Has no one seen this joke?!)
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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 07:59 PM
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28. The Laplace transform of my pants =
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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 09:17 PM
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30. p in my pants= v/t
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 09:17 PM
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31. Towers of Hanoi In My Pants
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Goldom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-03-05 10:19 PM
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32. The integral of a logistic curve
is 1/(1+Ae^kt)+C in my pants.
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