Deja Q
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:35 PM
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Poll question: What's the best way to get out of conscription? (this one works. ) |
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:36 PM
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1. Tell them your daddy is george H W Bush. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:41 PM
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2. and that you Just want to kill people - period. |
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Kill , I said Kill, Kill, Killl.
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:43 PM
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3. Is this straight from Alices Resturant. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:50 PM
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6. don't forget - I wanna eat dead burnt bodies |
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and have the blood n gore n veins between my teeth
KILL, KILL, I wanna KILL...
yup. I guess I may as well move on the Group W bench.
I may not be moral enough to bomb villiages and kill innocnet people.
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:56 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:01 PM
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9. We've come full circle |
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Suddenly ( and sadly ) this is relevant again.
May you be spared your day in court with the dozen glossy 8 x 10s with circles n arrows n a paragraph on the back of each one.
Typical American blind justice.
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:50 PM
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they will just send you into the Marines
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:44 PM
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4. Legislation in progress to get rid of homosexual clause |
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It looks like don't ask, don't tell may be gotten rid of this yr through congressional legislation. I'm assuming that this also means you can't use this as an excuse to not be drafted?
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:48 PM
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5. Register 3 to 6 gay male "escort" xxx websites with a military theme |
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Thu Mar-03-05 06:59 PM
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8. show up with the head of the guard outside |
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Thu Mar-03-05 07:01 PM
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I am soooooooooooo freakin' GAY, I'm like a fucking GAY, I mean, I won't be able to keep my eyes on the battlefield unless the cast of Queer as Folk is on it, I'm soooooooooooo FREAKIN' gay I'll go into the showers on all 4's, I am SOOOOOOOOOOO FREAKIN' gay I could be tempted to defect to the other side if the guys are hotter, I mean........we're talkin'.....................G A Y
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:31 PM
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13. You know what Iggy Pop did, right? |
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He showed up wearing a dress, and proceeded to j/o in front of the recruitment officers.
Oddly, they ended up not inducting him.
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:27 PM
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11. I read a story (can't remember the title) about a guy who got |
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drafted. He went down to the draft board and told the doctors that he couldn't wait to start killing people; he was going to kill as many as he could. The army decided he enjoyed killing people too much and rejected him.
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:29 PM
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12. Ask if you can choose "Pederast" as your trade/rating. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:35 PM
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14. ask ted nugent - i hear he's got a few ideas. |
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Thu Mar-03-05 08:52 PM
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16. When you go for your physical |
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masterbate in the waiting room, then skip in and plant a big kiss on the doctors lips
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