QUIT HONKING YOUR HORNS!!

[Sannum]

Jesus, I think these morons who honk at anything and everything 24/7 on the street outside of my building are even more annoying than those car alarm assholes. It is like fucking morse code!:mad:

[mike6640]

1. Honk

n/t

[Fridays Child]

2. They are tootling you with vigor?

"When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor" - Tokyo car rental sign

[Flaxbee]

5. that one just kills me every time I read it...

Tootle him with vigor. LOL!

[mermaid]

3. Car Alarm Assholes??

We wouldn't have to HAVE car alarms if it wasn't for the "Smash And Grab" Assholes!

[mahina]

4. Honkus!

did God cut you short,
deprive you of something large,
little man, big horn?
-- Joe


go forth, honku sword
smite with pedestrian vengence
oh, yard sale today
-- Upe

oh, forget enron
the problem around here is
all the damn honking
-- Aaron

terrorism is
a lincoln continental
leaning on the horn
-- Aaron



You slam your angry
fist into your steering wheel
man, your life must suck
-- Loy Ho

As loud as thunder
and just as sudden your horn
torments man and beast
-- Mister E


idiot drivers
jump out of their cars to fight
moms walk by with kids
-- Aaron


In a big hurry to get
to the next red light
honk your hamster wheel
-- Loy Ho


Oh, jeezus Chrysler,
What's all the damn honking Ford?
Please shut the truck up!
-- Candice

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