Battle of the Bad Songs

[name not needed]

I have compiled some of the worst songs of all time. Now you will vote on which is the worst

[JohnKleeb]

1. Hey! My uncle once dated the woman singer from afternoon delight

I say other and its Achy Braky Heart by that mulleted douche, god I had to hear that song in Gym :scared: in elementary school.

[TyeDye75]

2. Europe, the band that shamed an entire continent

[Borgnine]

3. I love horrible songs.

The Final Countdown and We Built This City are both delightful.

[Rooktoven]

4. The Final Countdown

Disco duck was at least funny-- or so it seemed to me when I was 10...

[jus_the_facts]

5. HEZZZBOLAH Barney Theme Song.....

:evilgrin:

[Cush]

6. Mullet Boy's song

[realisticphish]

7. i don't mind final countdown

its so... 80's. its kind of like "ice ice baby" so lame you love it

[trogdor]

8. Have We Forgotten

Just when you thought the right-wing country music industry couldn't come up with anything more odious than God Bless The USA, Daryl Worley comes along with something even worse, badly written, badly sung, and sounds like it was produced from start to finish by the Propaganda Committee of the Republican Party.

[asthmaticeog]

9. I *would* have picked "Final Countdown"

but "Arrested Development" using it for Gob's stage music (and cell phone ringtone!) has polished that turd into comedy gold.

I picked "We Built This City."

[no name no slogan]

10. Otro-- "Wildfire" by Michael Martin Murphy

WILDFIRE

Larry Cansler

4:47
She comes down from Yellow Mountain,
On the dark flat land she rides,
On a pony she named Wildfire
With a whirlwind by her side,
On a Cold Nebraska night

They say she died one winter,
When there came a killing frost,
And the pony she named Wildfire
Busted down his stall.
In a blizzard he was lost
She went callin' Wildfire.

By the dark of the moon I planted
But there came an early snow.
There's been a hoot owl howlin' by my window now
For six nights in a row.
She's comin' for me I know
And on Wildfire we both will go,
Callin' Wildfire.

On Wildfire, we're bound to ride
Going to leave sodbustin' behind
Get the hard times right on out of our minds,
Riding Wildfire

[eek MD]

11. The Spice Girls

Tell me what you want, what you really really want.....ugg...shoot me now...

[JAbuchan08]

12. Is this the worst song that we hate or the worst song that we like? n/t

n/t

[HEyHEY]

13. Highway to the danger zone

I demand you remove Wang Chung!

[benny05]

14. I Can Help by Billy Swan n/t

I change channels each time I hear it. Another one is "Dead Skunk in the Middle of the Road."

[terrya]

15. "We Built This City" - I'm convinced it's the worst song of all time.

You have a line in the song about not wanting to play "corporate games"...in a song that's one of the most corporate, soulless songs ever created. And...a radio helicopter thing at one point!! This is the song that pretty much sent Grace Slick into retirement...and who can blame her?

"We Built This City" is the worst song of all time.

[JohnKleeb]

16. VH1 agrees with you :) it was number one on awesomely bad songs

[terrya]

17. I watched that...and agreed with THEM. :-)

They had it pretty much right...I quibbled with a few of their selections.

BTW: welcome back, John. :-)

[JohnKleeb]

19. I chose their number 2 for mine

Achy Breaky Heart, oh god, the gym teachers in elementary school played the worst music ever, we did the stupidest stuff in Gym way back then, like carpet basketball, damnit if I am gonna play b-ball, I wanna play b-ball not carpet ball.

[mr blur]

18. Nothing by U2 or The Eagles?