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Sun Mar-06-05 12:05 AM
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Some asshat tried to make "you must be a blueneck if..." jokes... |
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:07 AM
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1. You must be a blueneck if you were just hanged. |
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:10 AM
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that's the lamest thing I've seen in a while.
How old do you think that person is?
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:13 AM
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4. The fact this is a "Christian One Stop" website |
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is further evidence of lameness...
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:15 AM
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:15 AM
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5. Well I must not be a blue neck |
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cause none of those apply to me.
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:25 AM
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Edited on Sun Mar-06-05 12:25 AM by realisticphish
most of these end up making fun of redneack stereotypes
You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. ---no shit
Instead of referring to two or more people as 'y'all' you call them 'you guys,' even if both of them are women. ---no, not really
You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show. ---no, and that would be a GOOD thing, wouldnt it?
You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house. ---hell yes i have WD-40
The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus. ---that one doesnt even make SENSE :shrug:
You call binoculars 'opera glasses.' ---never been to an opera :shrug:
You don't know anyone with at least two first names (I.e. Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Billie Ruth, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice.) ---no, because that's stupid
You don't do your laundry without quarters. ---thats right...what, is owning a washer and dryer southern only :shrug:
You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY! ---uh...no
The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an onramp to the highway. ---hahahahahaha i wont even SAY anything about this coming from the same people who talk about killing liberals
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:28 AM
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8. WD-40 is the nectar of the gods. |
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If it moves but it shouldn't, use duct tape.
If it doesn't move, but it should, use WD-40.
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:30 AM
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10. i have both in my dorm room |
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Sun Mar-06-05 08:49 AM
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you dissected those well. Thanks for a laugh!
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Sun Mar-06-05 12:29 AM
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9. they aren't even close to funny... |
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of course the redneck jokes don't do anything for me either.
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Sun Mar-06-05 07:32 AM
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The humor is unintentional.
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Sun Mar-06-05 06:40 AM
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13. What a bunch of morans! |
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Yes, I would rather my daughter be a lawyer, no I don't need quarters to do my laundry, I don't call women you guys,I have never been to a gun and knife show,I have WD-40 in my house and my car, ketchup-pass the hot peppers, I do know people w/ 2 first names, and the rest is extremely stupid. I guess that I forgot to laugh.
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