Matcom's Kiddie Joke O' The Day

[matcom]

> >>A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
> >>know what?" says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started
cussing."
> >>The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues,
"When
> >>we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with 'hell'
> >>and you say something with 'ass'. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
> >>
> >>When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old
> >>what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
> >>I'll have some Cheerios."
> >>
> >>WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
> >>gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
> >>hot
pursuit,
> >>slapping his rear with every step.
> >>
> >>His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You can just stay there
> >>until
I
> >>let you out!" She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year
> >>old
and
> >>asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man?"
> >>
> >>I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ass it won't be
> >>Cheerios."

[underpants]

1. HAHAHA

:bounce:

[DS1]

2. hahah

:D

[foxy]

3. haha

[blondeatlast]

4. LOL! nt