RagingInMiami
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Tue Mar-08-05 07:34 PM
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> Question 1: > > If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids > already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one > mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you > recommend that she have an abortion? > > Read the next question before looking at the response > for this one. > > > Question 2: > > It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your > vote counts. Here are the facts about the three > candidates. > > > Candidate A. > Associates with crooked politicians, and consults > with astrologist. He's had two mistresses. He also > chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day. > > > Candidate B. > He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, > used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey > every evening. > >> > Candidate C. > He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, > doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never > cheated on his wife. > > Which of these candidates would be your choice? > Decide first .. no peeking, then scroll down for the > response. > > > > > > >> > > > Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt. > > Candidate B is Winston Churchill. > > Candidate C is Adolph Hitler. > > > > And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion > question: If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven. > >
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Tue Mar-08-05 07:37 PM
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1. I thought Roosevelt drank bourbon everyday |
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Tue Mar-08-05 07:38 PM
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2. No, Roosevelt was a big Martini guy - he was into the Dirty Martini |
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A Martini that has a splosh of olive juice in it.
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Tue Mar-08-05 07:41 PM
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3. If I abort Beethoven and Hitler both, it works out fine. |
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Quit your whining you damn classical music fanatics!
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