For your enjoyment, The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[Mojambo]

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

"In hunger you most certainly drool your tongue like a well-oiled pendulum, swinging to and fro in a sinusoidal frieze befitting a wounded mosque."

Just refresh your browser to get another.

[d_b]

1. Haha

'Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell.'

[Radical Activist]

2. Is this really supposed to be a compliment?

You look like someone who has lunched poorly and who has no expectations for dinner.

[Dookus]

3. I like mine

"Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels."

It's about time somebody's noticed my delightful banana.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Well, this little toy will keep me amused for awhile...

"Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts."

[auntAgonist]

5. OK ... this is the FIRST

one I got.



ENGINEER YOUR AUNT! Do it! You will be grateful for having done so. Yolutsky promises to cease his diddling with your ears.




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[4morewars]

7. That's just spooky !

:scared:

[4morewars]

6. Legions of Communists !!!

Legions of Communists worship your robust cannabalism of Capitalists clad in junk mail suits.