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trag Donating Member (286 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-09-05 10:48 AM
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Investing in Beer :)
INVESTING FOR RETIREMENT:>> ---------->> If
you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would >now be worth $49.00. Oh No ! ! !>>>>>> With
Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original
>$1,000.00. Scary!>>>>> With $ 1,000.00 WorldCom, you
would have had less than $5.00 left. >Devastating!>>>>
BUT... if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer a year
ago and >turned in the cans to aluminum recycling,you would
have $214.00.>>> Based on the above,>>>>
current investment advice is -- drink heavily and recycle.>>
It's called the 401-Keg

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