Did You Know? In CHICAGO, It Is Illegal To Fish In Your Pajamas

[matcom]

:D

Illinois

In Chicago, people who are diseased, maimed, mutilated, or deformed to the point of being an unsightly or disguting object are banned from going out in public.

Also in Chicago, it is illegal to fish in pajamas.

One more in Chicago, it is illegal to take a French poodle to the opera.

It is illegal to speak English, the officially recognized language is "American." :eyes:

In Guernee, it is illegal for women weighing more than 200 pounds to ride horses in shorts. *guess there isn't too much horse riding there* :D

In Joliet, it is illegal to mispronounce the name Joliet.

http://www.weirdfacts.com/weirdillinois.html

[XNASA]

1. You can fish in my pajamas.

[terrya]

2. I'd like to visit Boston sometime...but I do hope you repeal...

The fourth law. :-)

Massachusetts

In Salem, even married couples are forbidden from sleeping in the nude in the rented rooms.

It is illegal to wear a goatee without a license.

Dueling with water pistols is illegal.

In Boston, it is illegal for someone to take a bath unless ordered by a physician.

In 1659, Christmas was outlawed.

[Joe Power]

3. So many jokes come to mind...

... but so few that won't get this thread locked. ;)

[HereSince1628]

4. Just remember Romeoville and Joliet, you'll say it OK

BTW they don't dye the river green on St. Pat's Day. They Oxy-clean it the other 364.

[Robbien]

5. There are no fish in my pajamas. Why would I fish in there?

:shrug:

[BrklynLiberal]

6. Thanks for the laughs...

[calico1]

7. If you are ever in Hartford, CT

It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a Sunday. It is also illegal to educate a dog. :7

[Radical Activist]

8. That dog law is smart

They might rise up against us if we educate too many of them.

[RandomKoolzip]

9. Yeah, but if you live in Boston....

And you ask someone if they're going to drive their cah to a pahty, no one will look at you funny. In Chicago you'd get slapped.

VIVA CHICAGO!